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Song Parodies -> "LOST"

Original Song Title:

"Lost+"

Original Performer:

Coldplay w/ Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"LOST"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

wrote this the weekend before the season started, check out the video
Just because I’m tuning to a show called LOST
Doesn’t mean I’m stressed
Doesn’t mean I’m obsessed

Was it really “Hurley” said that giant bird?
What about the whispers that Sayid heard?
No answer to Kate’s horse

I just watched LOST
Was Jack the cause of what he tried to stop?
What was in the giant crate was Locke
Oh and I’m just wondering if the bomb went off

You might have some questions
Like why did Jacob have to touch everyone?
What’s the ID of the skeletons?

And I’m so lost
Will we ever see Ben’s “Magic Box”?
Or the origin of the Black Rock
Oh and I’m just waiting ‘til the flashes stop
Oh and why’d the pilot tick the monster off?

What’s the smoke monster staging, why’d Richards aging halt
Walt, did they tell us why he’s special?
Why would we even ask, they won’t tell you
How’d Jin survive, ask Michael
Where’s Claire and who’s coming?
Why’d Bernie and Rose not go Dharma was stunning
See Boone and see Shannon
See Libby see Anna, see this show is like nicotine
815, why the quarantine
If you know that, then tell me what the numbers mean, Uh
Follow from get go, now it’s over, can’t let go
Every tree that breaks, they remind you of Eko
So do the statues that Charlie found
Desmond had a flash, and after that Charlie drowned
All this questioning so by the end of LOST
Better have the answers to all
Because I’m lost…

Oh and I’m just waiting ‘til the season starts
Oh and I’m just waiting ‘til the season starts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_wLD4PIDA

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Timmy1000 - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good summary of end of last season - believe it or not, some questions are being answered. Great show
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