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Song Parodies -> "Stoned Today"

Original Song Title:

"Gone Away"

Original Performer:

Cold

Parody Song Title:

"Stoned Today"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

this is like the alternative version of my famous "BONG SONG"
Do you drink at night,
Can you drink kegger after keg?
I get stoned before fights,
Leprechauns taunting me it's the same beginning.

Stoned today,
It's the same old, same old bong.
Stoned today,
It's my crack pipe in smoke.


My stomach's
Churning tight,
Cuz' I got so wasted last night.
I just laugh and I cry,
I need you close cuz' I'm falling to the floor.
I would smoke a pipe,
To keep this buzz continuing,
I will snort, I will light,
To keep on smokin', to me it's the same beginning

Stoned today,
With the same old, same old bong.
Stoned today,
It's my crack pipe in smoke.
Stoned today,
With the same old, same old bong.
Stoned today,
With my crack pipe.

I can't sing,
Cuz' I'm stoned,
I'll fall,
I'm gone
I can't sing,
I'm so stoned,
I'll fall,
I'm gone.

Stoned Today,
With the same old, same old bong.
Stoned today,
With my crack pipe in smoke.
Stoned today,
With my same old, same old bong.
Stoned today,
With my crack pipe in smoke.

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