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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Is A Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Different Kind Of Pain"

Original Performer:

Cold

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Is A Pain"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Not my personal view of Christmas
Day after Turkey Day
my wife and kids come to me and they bug me and start to squeal
Soon, Santa will come this way
but that can't be right, 'cause that fat bastard won't get the bills

Kind of like parades
that roll their bad selves downtown
and waving and tossing candy
But when it's at an end
All you're left with is just a cold and littered street

Christmas is a pain
I must agree with old Scrooge
it's just another day they take money from me
Christmas is a pain
I'll say "hum-bug!" to you
if you f*cking smile and say "Merry Christmas!" to me

As my cash, I watch them blow
I wish I could turn back time and stay a bachelor
With misery, I know
that it'll take til damn next year to get all this sh*t paid for

Kind of like parades
that roll their bad selves downtown
and waving and tossing candy
But when it's at an end
All you're left with is just a cold and littered street

Christmas is a pain
I must agree with old Scrooge
it's just another day they take money from me
Christmas is a pain
I'll say "hum-bug!" to you
if you f*cking smile and say "Merry Christmas!" to me

Before you say "Ho! Ho!" in my face
Before you say "Ho! Ho!" in my face
Before you say "Ho! Ho!" in my face
Before you say "Ho! Ho!", want you to know

Christmas is a pain
I must agree with old Scrooge
it's just another day they take money from me
Christmas is a pain
I'll say "Hum-bug!" to you
if you f*cking smile and say "Merry Christmas!" to me

Christmas is a pain
yeah, Christmas is a pain
Christmas is a pain
yeah, Christmas is a pain

You're an ass ho! ho!
Christmas is a pain
You're an ass ho! ho!
Christmas is a pain
Christmas is a pain


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AFW - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny holiday sarcasm...reflects the emotions of many..good job..fives
Billy Boyd - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW.
Red Ant - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, liked the 'your and ass Ho Ho' line. 5s.
Billy Boyd - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant
carol - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
well ho ho ho anyway and three 5's to boot
Billy Boyd - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Carol

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