From my stomach, I heard
a troubling rumbling
and felt cramps of agony
You can see it in my eyes
a look as if my bowel function might soon lose control

There's something wrong
I'm crappin' all the time
I just can't seem to get through
I've got to run
I'm crappin' all the time
I must find my way to the loo
to poo...
to poo...

If it's I.B.S, I've got
then it must be all the dairy products
that I like to eat
But it's killing my brown eye
plus, that thick and deadly smell... need more T.P rolls!

I'll be here long
I'm crappin' all the time
need a book and some Pepto too
I can't go on
ths crappin' all the time
it feels like I live here in the loo!

to poo!
to poo!
to poo!