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Song Parodies -> "Minnie Pearl"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cold

Parody Song Title:

"Minnie Pearl"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Most people who know this song probably dont even know who Minnie Pearl was. And most of those who did know her probably don't know this song. So, I'll be shocked if this ISN'T a no-voter. Ah, well...writing parodies is fun anyway, even if they're weird, stupid and only the author understands what the hell he's talking about...and in my own personal experience, sometimes not even that happens. Cheers.
She said "howdy"
said it proudly
and real loudly
Minnie Pearl
Wore a price tag
on her straw hat
what was up with that?
Minnie Pearl

She was silly
a hillbilly

Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today
Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today

Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl

Always told jokes
about plain folks
on the Opry show
by Acuff's side
Looks, not stunning
but was funny
and was sunny
with her smile

Now, both are livin'
in Hillbilly Heaven

Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today
Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today (Howdy to all yall today!)
Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today

Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl

Hee-Haw Hee-Haw Hee-Hee-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw
Hee-Haw Hee-Haw Hee-Hee-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw-Haw

Though, she's gone away (In her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today
Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today (Howdy to all yall today!)
Though, she's gone away (in her honor, I'll say)
"Howdy" to all yall today

Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl
Minnie Pearl

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS, Billy...but I'm a classic country fan, loved Minnie, Roy....and still miss those good old REAL country days....tho, I don't know the other song..I like your tribute, and it reads very well...still vote fives..
Billy Boyd - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW.
PMS - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I am unqualified to vote. but I loved Minnie Pearl. Nice tribute.

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