Song Parodies -> The FCC Goes Wild
| Original Song Title: | "The Mob Goes Wild" |
| Original Performer: | Clutch |
| Parody Song Title: | "The FCC Goes Wild" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy Driggers |
This is a song for all the times I hear a "bleep" on the radio or TV.
Please allow me to break my hands
So that I don't have to drum for this band
And put all my money and cash savings
Into an expanse
Too extreme for the FCC, they swarm like flies
Tough luck for recording artists
The government blasts all you guys
Use code words, keep it stealth
Make sure it's clean, it's for your wealth
Now that the odds are in their favor
We can't curse in our songs later
They're all whiners. The FCC goes wild, wild wild
They're all whiners. The FCC goes wild
21 songs, all unfit for hearing
FCC's got everyone fearing
A letter from the President
Of whom we all resent
21 songs, all unfit for hearing
FCC's got everyone fearing
A letter from the President
Of whom we all resent
Howard Stern is great for learning but I prefer Mancow
And we all know if we say we hate the FCC they'll come knocking on our door
Everyone move to Australia and curse a whole lot
Everyone move to Australia right now
Here's how we do it
Bum rush the National Guard before they and the government knew it
Repeat Chorus x3
So that I don't have to drum for this band
And put all my money and cash savings
Into an expanse
Too extreme for the FCC, they swarm like flies
Tough luck for recording artists
The government blasts all you guys
Use code words, keep it stealth
Make sure it's clean, it's for your wealth
Now that the odds are in their favor
We can't curse in our songs later
They're all whiners. The FCC goes wild, wild wild
They're all whiners. The FCC goes wild
21 songs, all unfit for hearing
FCC's got everyone fearing
A letter from the President
Of whom we all resent
21 songs, all unfit for hearing
FCC's got everyone fearing
A letter from the President
Of whom we all resent
Howard Stern is great for learning but I prefer Mancow
And we all know if we say we hate the FCC they'll come knocking on our door
Everyone move to Australia and curse a whole lot
Everyone move to Australia right now
Here's how we do it
Bum rush the National Guard before they and the government knew it
Repeat Chorus x3
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