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Song Parodies -> "Air Conditioner"

Original Song Title:

"Unconditional"

Original Performer:

Clay Davidson

Parody Song Title:

"Air Conditioner"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

about 7 years ago I parodied this song with my brother that parody can be seen here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/claydavidson0.shtml (yep I'm shamelessly plugging a relic here folks!) anyway I noticed that parody had some... pacing issues which I'm working to fix with this one so without further ado please enjoy this parody of one of the last great country songs by one of the last great country artists whose career was unfortunately too short the original song can be heard here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lk8ETbJ_Fw
man I'm burning up it must be one-hundred-twelve
gotta go and bathe in ice or else I'll sweat to death
sometimes I just hate to live here but this is still my home
for high-pay cold-air my way got repairman on the phone

and when I asked for the price he said "expensive"
I just shook my head and said "okay..."

'cause I can't stand this heat for long
if you live here where I'm livin'
the choice is either pay up or you'll burn and I'm not strong
if I'm seeming rude forgive me curse this heat
that's making me spend all my green
did that sound mean? just fix my Air Conditioner

it's just like an oven hotter than hinges of h**l
I guess it took losing A.C. to know how the '60s felt
burning in my bedroom it broke again today
now I'm boiling with anger that repairman's gonna pay!

and before I leave my house I'm hesitating
but tonight in a hotel is where I'll stay

I can't stand this heat for long
if you live here where I'm livin'
you pay for a hotel room or you burn and I'm not strong
getting sleep at home? forget it! packed my bags
and I am gonna hit the road
I've gotta go where there is air conditioning

I'll just burn away forget it cost to fix
and for a hotel's too high
I'll sweat 'til I die without an Air Conditioner
thanks for reading! and in the spirit of sharing country music that's worth a crap check out Ted Cruz lookalike Mark Chesnutt's latest single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpzTqFQYyU < for every bit of talent Ted Cruz had at lying Mark Chesnutt has just as much for singing a country song! now THAT'S what country music should be! not this Sam Hunt Florida Georgia Line Blake Shelton Luke Bryan (I could go on) bullcrap they play on country radio these days!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Rob Arndt - July 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Giving you 5s for this is no sweat! You're a cool guy!
Jonathan - July 15, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Thank Ya Thank Ya Very Much!

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