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Song Parodies -> "Some Cooking Skills"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible"

Original Performer:

Clay Aikan

Parody Song Title:

"Some Cooking Skills"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan McJunkin

The Lyrics

The singer is supposed to be singing to someone who can cook. Ya know, it's wierd that each parody i come up with is about food.
What ya eatin tonight?
I wish I could be
in your dining hall.
Are you eating a scone
or really creamy pie and this thing
you just tried tonight?
Wish I could bake a cake a muffin or a pie.
Chorus
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If i had some cooking skills
then I would not go to the luncroom.
If i had some cooking skills
i'd bake key lime tonight.
If crust were unbreakable
then i could just do things with a pan.
I would make the darnest flan.
If i had some cooking skills
wait, where'd i put that can?
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Sauce
turns all gross an' brown
when I try to make
it for a hodown.
I keep missing a step
in plans for a cake.
Why don't i read
a cookbook sometime?
How can i bake
cookies without using a light?

Chorus

I use flour
but somehow it just turns green.
When i try to make whipped cream now
it just gets all soggy.
I can not bake without you,
ice a cake or make a stew.

Chorus

End

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