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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stop The Eating"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Be Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Claudia Beni

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Stop The Eating"

Parody Written by:

Debra

The Lyrics

This is a parody of Croatia's song in the Eurovision Song Contest 2003. I made it for a friend of my mother's after I had to order 3 main meals for her and she was still hungry
Mmm...Mmm...

All you can eat should include
Entrée, main and dessert
There shouldn't be any mouse food
No Waiter that's rude

It's my dream, and the right thing Barman
Please tell all the Chefs that
We, need heaps more food
This food could not satisfy the cat
This food did not last very long
Very long

I can't stop the eating
What you gave is finished
There must be some more "good food" for me
More Pier burgers, Barman!
Coke and prairie schnitzel
Make me feel like a royal, feel like a royal

Please bring out more food, drinks or
Something edible
If there's nothing Barman
I might just turn cannibal

It's my dream, and the right thing Barman
Please tell all the Chefs that
We, need heaps more food
This food could not satisfy the cat
This food did not last very long
Very long....oh no!

I can't stop the eating
What you gave is finished
There must be some more "good food" for me
More Pier burgers, Barman!
Coke and prairie schnitzel
Make me feel like a royal, Mmm mmm

Feel like a royal, Mmm mmm

It's my dream, and the right thing Barman
Please tell all the Chefs that
We, need heaps more food
This food could not satisfy the cat
This food did not last very long
Oh no!

I can't stop the eating
What you gave is finished
There must be some more "good food" for me
More Pier burgers, Barman!
Coke and prairie schnitzel
Make me feel like a royal

I can't stop the eating
What you gave is finished
There must be some more good food for me, Mmm mmm
More Pier burgers, Barman!
Coke and prairie schnitzel
Make me feel like a royal, feel like a royal

Mmm mmm....Feel like a royal

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