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Song Parodies -> "96 Quite Awful Presents"

Original Song Title:

"96 Quite Bitter Beings"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"96 Quite Awful Presents"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Another christmas parody by the mikey boy.
Its 4:30 in the Styx I wake my parents and there pissed
Can not wait to open up my very first Christmas gift
Walking right into the kitchen looking at the cookie dish
Looks like Santa wasn't thirsty cause the milk was only sipped

Got first present I can rip, it was a Playskool pirate ship
Looks like grandma had forgot that i'm almost 26
Searching round but all the rest are for my little baby bro
Looking back the tree and I see a whole group of 30 more
It is for me addresed dearly from my good Uncle Wayne
And now this time I get gifted with a crappy plastic plane

Every present I got makes me sware
Brother got the good ones it is not fair
Crappy toy soldiers and play logs
Momma drank the last of the egg nog

Stupid toy cars that don't have keys
All I really wanted were some CD's
Santa was an asshole this year
Such an awful christmas

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 32

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   15
 2   4
 3   1
 4   4
 5   8

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Edward Julian - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a very difficult song to parody!!
Jared - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This was gay...x10
Mikey Boy - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
well ur gay x100
Mikey Boy - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I was thinking about what I said and I'm sorry Jared, I'm gat x1,000. Hell, we both might as well be in kindergarten the way we're talking. Oh well, at least I can admit that I'm gay.
Dexter Felipe Williams - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think Bam Margera is going to like this...but great choice of words!
BAM BAM - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
KintarosTiger - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Love 96, and love this song too. Shame it got such crummy ratings.
KintarosTiger - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
BTW, I had made my own 96 Quite Bitter Beings parody. If you want, check it out.

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