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Song Parodies -> "Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"Goodies"

Original Performer:

Ciara & Petey Pablo

Parody Song Title:

"Cookies"

Parody Written by:

Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Wate

The Lyrics

This song is about a girl who loves those expensive cookies like pepridge farm and she comes back from the store to find out that her boyfriend has just finished smoking and now he's got the "munchies" for her cookies...
My Cookies
My Cookies My Cookies
Not My Cookies

I got a bad appetite from smokin' some dro
all i need is me 2 bags of oreos and some mo
and in my lap
got myself a melted kit kat
but it stayed there even so after 8 beers
I want some food
not a snack a sandwich or two
a real big one
mayonnaise tomatoes too
chicken wings i run right through em
they don't do it not even them crackers at church they won't do
still got too much weed in my fabulous room
the good shit got me seeing talking baskets of fruit
(i love you boo)
gotdamn you saw and herd that too
oh boy
with smoking i'm through

You may look at these and that they're
just some cookies
but they're not just some cookies
let me tell you what i'm stingy fo':
tasty real nutritious real expensive so bitch go get your own
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit

i bet you want the cookies
bet you thought about it
i know your really hungry
cause you been smokin' out
touch my freakin cookies
an i'll kill you step away from the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

Just beacuse your stomach says let's eat
that doesnt mean i'm providing
you won't get no crummies in your tummy
i'm no dummy
and cause they
tasty very splendid
you can't get it so don't ask anymo'
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit
you think you're smart, tryna fart
still can't have none
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit

i bet you want the cookies
bet you thought about it
i know your really hungry
cause you been smokin' out
touch my freakin cookies
an i'll kill you step away from the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

So much food but no taste (no taste)
I got chocolate milk by the case
slow down lil' one
don't drink it up all
hey shawty
you think yo cookies is tasty but they ain't
i'll show you what tasty is
tasty is when food is capable of being eaten the fastest
i been bakin' cookies ever since i came to this kitchen
they ain't quite there yet but i'm gettin a lil' better at it
matter of fact go buy yourself the duncan hines
add some sugar hell they'll be tastier than mines
ain't naa dessert that i won't try
sautéed filleted grilled or fried

you're insinuating that i'm mean
but these cookies are for me
just for any of the many men that's tryna eat for free
no i won't share them later
and i won't be your cater
i'm not changing schemes
just respect food that's meant for me!


i bet you want the cookies
bet you thought about it
i know your really hungry
cause you been smokin' out
touch my freakin cookies
an i'll kill you step away from the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

i bet you want the cookies
bet you thought about it
i know your really hungry
cause you been smokin'' out
touch my freakin cookies
an i'll kill you step away from the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh





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Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Monstrously good. Get it? Cookie? Monster?

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