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Song Parodies -> "2 Piece Meal"

Original Song Title:

"1,2 Step"

Original Performer:

Ciara & Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"2 Piece Meal"

Parody Written by:

Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Wate

The Lyrics

The King Is Back!!
Ladies & Gentlemen (Ladies & Gentlemen)
Naastyyy
This is a KFCizzle Comershizzle
chicken chicken
It tastes better here
Naastyyy

This meat is
nauseating irritating
it's nasty as can be
i won't eat it
cause it's green an'
i want me some KFC
finger lickin' with the fixins
not home cookin' but good chicken
think i'm kiddin worse than chitlings
KFC was meant for me

chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal
i love to eat a 2 piece meal
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me

This meat is
concentrated minus flavor
rancid tasting
not my favorite
tastes retarded made for garbage
not plain garbage but the toxic
nasty boring
unimportant
even with wit steak sauce poured on it
no i will not take a bite
this chicken just does not taste right

chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal
i love to eat a 2 piece meal
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me

it is plain to see that this food is cold
it's nasty and it's green i won't eat it no
take it away from here cause it's filthy
and i won't i won't eat it no
it is plain to see that this food is cold
it's nasty and it's green i won't eat it no
take it away from here cause it's filthy
and i won't i won't eat it no

this smells like draino
make the bums say hell no
cause i won't touch this rotten meat
i know you herd a lot about shake and bake
but you fucked up completely
cause it's green and blue
and it's nasty too
and it tastes like old ass gum
i want mac an cheese and collard greens
the good food from KFC


chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal
i love to eat a 2 piece meal
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me



chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal
i love to eat a 2 piece meal
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me

This is like eatin raw hair
a nasty plate concoction
(Naastyyy)

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