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Song Parodies -> "Testies"

Original Song Title:

"Goodies"

Original Performer:

Ciara Ft. Pete Pablo

Parody Song Title:

"Testies"

Parody Written by:

Zack Fleming

The Lyrics

ZACK FLEMING IS BACK IN THE SACK AGAIN! WITH HIS NEW PARODY- MY TESTIES
My testies, My testies, My testies
Not my testies!

[Verse 1: Petey Pablo]
I got a sick reputation for handlin balls
All I need is me a few seconds or more.
And in my crap
Tell valet to bring my 'Dak (dick)
And I ain't comin back
So you can put a dong right there.
I'm the truth
And ain't got nothin' to prove.
An you can ask anybody
Cuz they seen me do it.
Fags with wangs, I squeeze right through 'em
I'm used to 'em.
Throw those two you want it's no use.
You still won't have a lump in a fabulous scrotum
On his back pickin' out bundles of chode.
(I love those two)
Yeah balls and stick I love you too.
Ha Ha
You know how I chew..

[Hook: Ciara]
You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not im just a young Boy.
Baby this is why I'm draggin' for:
Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta touch it.

[Chorus: Ciara]
I bet you want my testies.
Bet you thought about 'em.
Got you all hot and bonered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about 'em.
Lookin for the testies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the scrot (as in Scrotum)
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oht

[Verse 2: Ciara]
Just because you got a penis
I'm gonna bone with you.
You will get the "Chodie" an' the testies
I'm no rookie.
And still I'm
Sexy, an Cross Dressin'
I got a stick so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta touch it
You think u got a tiny dick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta touch it

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Petey Pablo]
So damn hot but so young.
Still got the milk on ya tongue
Slow down faggy one
And you ain't got big balls
Hey Homlit
You think you a fag but you ain't a fag
I'll show you what fag is.
fag is when you capable of beadin' the Manliest.
I been workin' at it since I decided on this plan
And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it.
Matter of fact,
Lemme tell it to you one mo' again
All I got to do is tell a boy who I am (FAGGY!)
Ain't naa dick in here dat I can't have
Bada boom bada bam ba bam!

[Verse 4: Ciara]
You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these testies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your chode.
I'm changin' clothes
Just respect the play I'm callin'.

[Chorus (2X)]
Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh
Another copyrighted song by Zack Fleming...

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Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. Have you heard about this yet? http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ciara.asp
Evan Harris - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What a great song....I wish i had great write ing skills too...
Curtis Martin - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I Play For the FREAKIN' NY Jets... i LOVE this kid... This Song rocks and i pwn noobz
Sir Bag of Douche - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is SO funny
william - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
What Freaks....................
Tyrell - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
At least u agree with me he i mean she forget it. I don't what that singer is

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