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Song Parodies -> "Dip the Cone"

Original Song Title:

"Dip It Low"

Original Performer:

Christina Milian f. Fabolous

Parody Song Title:

"Dip the Cone"

Parody Written by:

Aliasme

The Lyrics

Gotta love the Queen of Diary. And, now that the topic comes up, how about that King of Beer?? ;)
I work at DQ, cashier it's true, it's real work when you break apart the ice cream scoop
Try not to act new, say anything lewd, show up in a tutu
Now I'm hired, this is my job, hand out meal toys( I mean a kiddie decoys)
Plot tricks on the night crew (we will give it to 'em good)

(Chorus)
Dip the cone
Sprinkles in store
Twirl it all around, little kids screaming more, more
Slop, slop,sloppy thang
Lemme show you you to make a sundae, whoa
Lick the bowl
Syrup no more
Dishes are clean now, no need to scrub any more
Drop, drop, drop the change
Come back soon and hope you have a nice day, oh

Take out on hold, ice ain't cold, it's just the flavors of rainbows
Blizzards are mine (and your thinkin' of quittin', being a mime)
Food at night, paycheck's gone, drive thru speaker has been mailbox bombed
Ball of bands, don't answer phone, get the lemon Misty, y'all come on

All the cashiers, ring it up, cuz they know just what to do
All my bosses, just remind and teach us all the right moves
All the cashiers, ring it up, cuz they know just what to do
All my bosses, just remind and teach us all the right moves


Dip the cone
Sprinkles in store
Twirl it all around, little kids screaming more, more
Slop, slop,sloppy thang
Lemme show you you to make a sundae, whoa
Lick the bowl
Syrup no more
Dishes are clean now, no need to scrub any more
Drop, drop, drop the change
Come back soon and hope you have a nice day, oh

Rap:
I want a mop, mop, mopped up floor, the right plop n' drop your rag adores, Baby cries stop the hop that's my new thang, sometimes Pop can flop the fries and change
You sure know how to make a sparkly floor, and your chocolate swirl is so oh oh, when you blend the nuts in all, serve it up nice and tall, you know the tasty lime flavor is your all, workin' nights til you fall and thave those dairy queens towel wipin' up when they ain't hired up in the mall
In heaven I love peanuts rather than 'mallow, but you hafta refill it now ketchup in a bottle, some sweet things done buyers irate, unpack that crate for it's getting late
I want you to dip the cone, syrup want more, twirl it all around, make a sundae, whoa

Chorus x2
God that rap took me forever..........

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XD - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
VERY FUNNY!
Ahnonamis - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice! The rap pace was a little off, but other than that you hit the song on the head. Now, I don't know what makes more sense. This song about Dairy Queen, or her in the video rolling around in ink...mmm...maybe if she was rolling in ice cream...
Melinda/mizcoolioz - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It didn't really fit except the chorus, hich was really good. Well done!!!!
tosd - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
the song is really cool

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