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Song Parodies -> "When You Blow Your Nose"

Original Song Title:

"When You Look At Me"

Original Performer:

Christina Milian

Parody Song Title:

"When You Blow Your Nose"

Parody Written by:

Natasha

The Lyrics

Just a laugh, hope you enjoy it.
Achoo achoo achoo achoo....
achoo.. achoo...

You're probably thinking that I do those things,
treat my nose to studs and rings,
but you know that your snot is green,
and that's the worst I've ever seen.
I could have very sore red eyes,
to the point that my body dies,
always get tissues from your mother.

I could be a girl with a fever,
even if I am still a diva,
ask your mother,
then you'll believe her,
you just gotta sneeze!

Tell me why do you think you sneeze?
You do it in the corner with a handkerchief,
a cold is most predictable,
tell me why we have allergies?
Tablets are deceiving,
but I guess,
I'll blow,
tell me where it goes,
when you blow your nose.

You look at your buddy thinking what a dude,
'cos he knows not to be rude,
and I bet that you don't realise,
it's really gonna affect your eyes.
Yet you're scared that you'll have to sneeze,
and your parents won't be pleased,
always get tissues from your mother.

I could be a girl with a fever,
even if I am still a diva,
ask your mother,
then you'll believe her,
you just gotta sneeze!

Tell me why do you think you sneeze?
You do it in the corner with a handkerchief,
a cold is most predictable,
tell me why we have allergies?
Tablets are deceiving,
but I guess,
I'll blow,
tell me where it goes,
when you blow your nose.

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