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Song Parodies -> "The Eating Disorder Song"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty"

Original Performer:

Christina Augulira

Parody Song Title:

"The Eating Disorder Song"

Parody Written by:

Buttface

The Lyrics

you read now!!!!!
anerexia is ok
dont have to eat food everyday
bulimia is not a crime
when youre pukin all the time
so if you had a lot to eat
make sure you lift the seat
and flush your problems away...
cause im dirrrrty....reallly slu**y and naughty
tryin to turn on 14 year old boys and get raped by my daddy
sweat drippin over my boobies cause your only lookin at my boobies
cause boobie, boobie boobie boobie boobie,
and im dancin but im still so hungry
as i flale around my hair falls out cause of malnutrition
as i walk off stage i get that urge
to binge and purge
and i puke on everybody like in that korn video and kill everybody
while im gettin raped by my daddy
and now i have genital herpes
worts growin in my coochie
so nasty....do you still wanna touch me
soooo oh hungry, grab a wort and enjoy!!.
goood times!!

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Overall Rating: 2.1

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lebeiw15 - December 30, 2002 - Report this comment
You need a lot more work on the pacing. i got kinda confused...
spell checker - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You also need a lot more work on the spelling.
paige - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
uhm...the pacing was hardly close...you can't spell...and it wasn't funny at all. i think i have a stomachache.
Casey - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i think that u need a heart..as someone suffering from the disease of anorexia as well as bulimia, i dont think it is right to make in fun of it..and i didnt get the link between the eating disorder and the slutty part..if u were tryin to make it out to be about Christina Augulira..it was extremely confusing..and she doesnt have an eating disorder..and if she did, you obviously dont know enough about it or else you wouldnt make fun of her about it..thanks.
Jojo - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Casey...not to mention the fact that, especially with anorexia, girls are (in general) doing it to AVOID sex. In bulimia, yes sometimes they use there bodys to feel shit about themselves but that is only a small minority. You have no heart buddy...if you want to know more about the people you just insulted please visit www.somethingfishy.org Anorexia and Bulimia are diseases...not a hobby.
trish - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
so as with the others that posted...this is sick and tasteless..eating disorders are a disease...we dont choose to have them....its something that plague tons of women....ive had an ed for awhile now and im in recovery but its still a day to day struggle...noone makes fun of cancer patients or other sick people...just cause its not that kind of illness...its still considered a disease. people like you that make fun of this stuff is what makes it so hard to be understood and to get awareness out that this is a plague and must me treated properly. its not about beauty in the long run...most girls lose control in their lives about something ...and they use not eating to have control and deal with their pain......its deeper than beauty...we're not vain....we hate ourselves...many girls die from this disease every year and some never fully recover.....your a complete bastard to write this...and think that the site that lets you post it is just as crude and heartless as you.
Agrimorfee - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Nothing is sacred in the land of Parodies, but funny songs about eating disorders are few and far between. This isn't one of them.

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