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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Senior Prom"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Christina Augilera, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, Missy Ell

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Senior Prom"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My entry for Decathlon Event 9. Props to Matthias for coming up with the idea, and almost going for it
Smelly limo , it's a
It smells really old , pissed here

Hey the suit's on, her dress is on, not with mom
Hey, Mr. Cole, drive limo, hey mister

It was senior prom at hotel for my school
And my date has smelly feet
I asked "Hey Lo, when's your next pedicure?" Uh oh no

Her and girlfriends talkin' blah blah (Hey hey hey)
Get your liquor-spiked punch here (here)
Look it there is Chuck and Anna(oh yea)
Crappy lame-o senior prom

What What, What what

ooh oh
Ooh this DJ here will not stop, hip hop
I think all he knows is hip hop

yea yea yea yea

We got some food and drinks, might get drunk
That guy over there doesn’t like grind
We got black suits,some blue, but some nerd has green

Gwen, she , really just can not dance (da-da-da)
Gary dances really weird (weird ohooh yea yeah)
Meg got cho-co-late on her yeah(yea)
Crappy lame-o senior prom

Louie Cook , oh shit, he has bought his mom(his mom, what what what)
Shoelaces come undone on moi

yea yea uh
Keith, he’s showin’ undies cause he wears no belt
Jake, that suit you’re wearin? You think you’re straight?
It’s Principal Clemens, thinks the girls are whores
I can say they brought dresses at the same ol store
Suit that’s green? Mobbed at after party!
That girl over there’s with a guy named Marty
Fake ID get booze, it was McLovin dudes
Look big assed chicks from our high school
“Hey sistas”, “roll sistas” “Don’t eat all that dough sista”
We make whine , when we kick some ass
That guy with the green suit’s name is Ace
I must warn ya Jenny’s bitchy ya ya
Drank all the soda up what?
Crappy lame-o senior prom
One more time C'mon now

Seinor prom... crappy senior prom senior prom...

hey Hey Hey!
Look that girl’s dress aint too smooth
Don’t think that she’ll get laid to night
Im sure when she scolded she started screamin
“Mom! Mom! Mooooooom!”

Hope it not this crappy from 9 to 5

That Creepy Ray , he loves to hide

You know he just came , so he can say he went to
Prom, prom, prom!

Bitchy, bitchy Anna, blah blah(Blah blah yea)
Kim, why is she even here? (ooh)
Monica’s dress chalk colored (yea)
After party senior prom

Got plenty of pictures that from prom(the prom)
From after party and prom(on my camera yea)
Crappy moments on new Facebook album (Facebook)
Picture for your Myspace profile? (C'Mon! uh)

Christina (Oh Crappy yea Oh)
Stinks (crappy senior prom)
Jill Kim(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Try a..(Oh Oh oooo)
Got wilder baby(baby)
The high school (0h)
Matrimony here…

Crappy lame-oh senior prom Yes ah......
2008 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 30

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   26

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Agrimorfee - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2)A lot of fun here, Jack; you painted a pretty picture. Now I don't feel so bad to have missed my own prom back in 1988. Excellent subs for all the choruses and adlibs.
Meriadoc - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I remember my prom - I shudder to think of it. Unfortunately I have photos commemorating the event... :-P
John Barry - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like fun. Funny.
Below Average Dave ( - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
You took on Lady Marmalade, one of my epic 20, auto kudos, and I will be leaving a huge comment when I do the official in debt review.
Johnny D - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
A tour-de-force of Senior Angst!
Matthias - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Jack this contest is really bringing out the best in you, this is one that I gave up on, because I was struggling with it, and you did it perfectly! So amazing job here Jack!!!
Below Average Dave ( - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Jack, the difficulty of this OS by itself is among the hardest so far in the entire competition, MAJOR KUDOS for taking on this song. You paced it better than I can recall any song you've paced to date, and I was just overall impressed beyond the means of any of your past parodies, without a doubt your best to date, and deservedly WILL MAKE my top 5, no question in my head, I enjoyed this very much.
bobpiecheese - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Detest the OS, but you really made it work. Great title sub, loved the choruses, BEST by you, by far, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 555 all the way (though hopefull they stay away from the prom ;))!
stuart mcarthur - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(decath) crikey, there's a cast of thousands here - I don't recall any school prom being quite this interesting Jack - a lot of wacko imagination at play here, which spells parody magnifique - some of the "hey sista" subs were hilarious - 555
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.9) Seriously good stuff here, Jack...easily one of your best. You took a byatch of an OS, paced it almost perfectly, and threw us some spot-on observational humour. Keep writing like THIS, dude! 555+++
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I got lost a couple of times... probably 'cause the YouTube video was a little distracting :-) But this is has got to be the best I've read of yours, so far. Cracking parody.
Arwen - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...the problem with voting/commenting late in the game is that you kind of just sound like a copy cat. =( But seriously, this is easily my favorite thing you've ever written...and to a monster of a song. Great job!
Jeff Reuben - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I was also going to say, this is one of your best, if not the best I've seen. Well done!
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was one of my faves in the Decathlon.
Max Power - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Stephen King's book on writing has my back when I say that High School references and jokes are generally lost on Europeans, now I'm not a European General but with that in mind I kept wainting for a Carrie finale to fire it up, IMHO it could have benefited from it. :-)
Matthias - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job for winning with my idea. I'm not jealous, but I might get that way if you win SOTM with my idea.... Just kidding, you did a great job on something that I gave up on. So Bravo!
Below Average Dave - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Just wanted to thank you for posting this to, and I still feel this is your best parody to date--don't be surprised if this is part of an upcoming event I do;)
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-FEB08) Am I the only one who caught the Marty McFly ref here?

"That girl over there’s with a guy named Marty"

Nice touch Jack - This is a tough song and probably the best I have seen come from you ever! You've covered all the bases I think that are possible for a "rhythmic scholastic event" as I believe that Dr. Emmett Brown phrased "the prom" in the original "Back to the Future" movie. Fives are comin' off faster than a prom dress for this one. !!!
Michael E Cormier - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Maybe you should try a sequel set 10 years after the prom. Just an idea. Good work here.
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! I hope my Year 12 Formal will go a lot better than this one (yes I said formal - not prom).
Red Ant - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I only vaguely remembered the LaBelle version, so I checked out the video. Major props, Jack, for the substitutions of the French(?) words, the best of which might have been "Louie Cook , oh s***, he has bought his mom/Shoelaces come undone on moi". I got lost in the beginning, but followed the rest without a stumble. Great idea, humor and pacing to a bass turd of an OS.
wannabemustangjockey - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I rather enjoyed my Senior Ball, even though I can't dance at all and my date was the girl who sat behind me in math class. This parody seemed a teensy bit rushed to me, I spotted some spelling and capitalization errors in places that made me wonder if perhaps it wasn't as polished as it could have been - some pacing issues made me get lost a few times. Otherwise it's a good topic and a decent effort.
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
See above, I still think this is one of your best!
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ditto Jeff, can't improve on my original comment this time.
Mikey Squirrel - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- You even got all the oohs and yeas. Very good stuff, Jack.
Orangesunshine - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Complete and utter drivel although it does have a certain kindergarten charm to it.
Jack Wilson - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch everyone!!!
Janice - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good, Jack! I know the song well. You're the funny man. :)
Hakushi - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well have a lot of talent.
Nemo - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
it is s***
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Amiright Idol) Newbies can check my comments above. Jack has brought it on hard, and will be a force to reckon with in this competition.
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(AmIRight Idol) I too have already commented on this one. Because it is a recording competition and have taken on this one to try to record, the one thing I will advise is tightening pacing a bit, but that said, this was a good song choice, popular OS that is easily recognized--which automatically increases it's popularity no matter what the topic. The topic may be somewhat of a limited scope BUT because the vast majority of us do at some point experience this, it works.
Red Ant - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(Idol) I guess I didn't ask before: are the names in here random, based on your life or from a movie? I'm thinking the latter. See above comment.
Jack Wilson - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys, Red Jack Ant, the names are fictional,,they could be based on true events though. LOL.Plus I graduated before Superbad came out, so it must be fictional!
Dr Music - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This song reminds me every so much of National Lampoon's Animal House and similar movies. It just has that quality about it which reminds me of it.
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
"b****y, b****y Anna, blah blah"...he he
I know I've read this before but I guess I didn't comment.
You've re-kindled some fond memories for me here. Thanks. Great job!!!
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one is one of Jack's greatest. Lovely to see it in comp once again.
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) great party!!!
Matthias - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
One of your best Jack. There were a few iffy lines in here but all in all this parody packs a wallop... I need to give you more ideas!
tomario - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
whoa! hard song to do and you did it very well. 555
Andria - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC C & D) Almost missed this one, but it's great. Very difficult song, and 5s FTW. Proms were never my thing, and I didn't make the senior one since my car was out of commission with a busted Wankel rotor and my date was in juvie for strongarming a freshman out of $10.
Christie Marie M - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC C/D) One of your best, Jack! This is a great example of a crappy senior prom! More like a crazy senior prom! Pure comedy! I wished I could relive my prom years. Well, here's 555 to treasure this prom night!
DJ Blaze - May 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Pretty darn good, I'm glad I never went to prom after reading this. 555
bobpiecheese - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-CD) I wonder why Americans call it a prom yet here Down Under it's a formal? Eh, who cares. See above...again.
Below Average Dave - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, the only thing I will say at this point is you have over pimped it a bit, its still a good parody Jack, I've seen it a few too many times. . .I did go to my sixth grade prom--and I actually had a decent time. . .but I skipped the senior prom in high school--turns out its a good thing I did, someone crashed the party with a bunch of marijuana and set of smoke alarms resulting in a drenched mess across the entire Junior and Senior class--not sad to have missed that.
Abbott Skelding - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Excellent job! I would have never thought of this one! 555 all the way
WILL SMITH - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment

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