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Song Parodies -> "HIV (The Lopez-Mercury Song)"

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Original Performer:

Christina Agulara

Parody Song Title:

"HIV (The Lopez-Mercury Song)"

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The Lyrics

after finding out the wedding was off between j.lo and ben i thought i could take the RIGHT bf for her! Freddie Mercury! i LuV j.lo shez my fave actress
Don't look at me...

Every day I feel really fine
And suddenly, I'm feeling sick
In bed more, I should just stay there
Just seeing you a big mastake

I will marry you no matter what they say
You gave me HIV
You are Superman no matter what they say
Shoulda just stayed with Ben
Didn't know you would have AIDS

Am I OK Feeling sick again
So in love with that one song
Trying hard to keep myself alive
I trust you well even at the gay bar
Shoulda stayed with Ben

I'm in love with you I made Wilma Look Bad
Made a cartoon look gay
You're my Superman just gave me HIV
Yes, Benny won't be with me
You're band was obsessed with me...

Cuz you're my Superman
(Cuz you're my Superman)
No matter what Ben says
(no matter what Ben says)
Cuz I just got your virus
And I won't be around
I feel so f***in weak
(You made me really sick)
And my butt was just too big
(butt was way too big)
But today I'll live for now
Cuz I don't wanna die

You will marry me no matter what they say
Yes, I'm gonna be gone soon
We are gonna die cuz we got HIV
Yes, we won't be around soon
This song is just make believe

This song is just make believe
This love is a fairy tale
no swearing in comments! I'd like to thank Sega for helping me come up with this idea and I'd like to hear from Tigerbabe!

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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Spelling Checker - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Do you not know how to spell her last name or something? It's Aguilera. - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
J.Marie: I'm flattered that you went to the effort of tracking down my email and asking me to comment on your parody. I'm afraid I was the wrong guy to ask, though. While I'm somewhat familiar with "Beautiful," I'm neither young nor cool enough to be really familiar with it, so I wouldn't be a good judge of the pacing. As for the content, I can't tell if you really consider Freddie Mercury a superman or if you're joking about his dying of AIDS. If it's the latter, that's a little harsh for my taste. But don't let that deter you from writing. Keep it up - write something every day. If you do, you'll be very good at it.
J.Marie - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
were not jokin bout fred!! the main person were makin fun of is j.lo!!
Sega - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay! I feel honored to be tributed to... And here I thought I was being a meanie... *Freddie shows up* Freddie: Hullo everyone...
Sega - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW J. Marie e-mail me sometime my e-mail is
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Freddie Mercury must be rolling around in his grave. They parody makes no sense to me.
Julez - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a kunt, I am a gay bodybuilder and I hope to meet you so I can stick your head up your asshole. BTW Tell your dad that I could'nt wait in the que for a blowjob and I was all out of small change anyway. Julez
^^^^^^^^^ - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What he said. You are a sick idiot. I can only wish that you see the funny side when you die of something horrible. Neural wood lice? You are also a terrible 'songwriter', regardless..
Ana - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
It could've been better. J. Lo and Freddie Mercury doesn't sound interesting at all.
HIV+ - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you are a sick little individual who has nothing better to do than make fun of a serious issue. Your day will come, hopefully soon.
malcolm higgins - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish this many people would comment on my parodies.. he he keep writing JM good songs come out freely

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