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Song Parodies -> "Great Grandma With A Walker"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguillara

Parody Song Title:

"Great Grandma With A Walker"

Parody Written by:

Kathy Sprowl

The Lyrics

I feel like I can't walk up right
Had noting to eat since last night
Waiting for a nurse, to come feed me
Your licking your lips
And flashing dentures my way
But that don't mean I'm going to give it way
My bagel, bagel, bagel (bagel, bagel, bagel)


Owwwwwh (my body is saying let's go)
Owwwwwh (but my hip is saying no)


If you want a piece of meat
Better get on your knees and pray
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way
If you want a piece of meat
I see that you don't have a clue
They don't have a big selection
When it comes to the food

I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way, honey
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
Come, come, come on help me up

Musak's fading
And the lights down low
Just one more juice
And then I am good to go
Waiting for my bowels
To relieve me
Prune juice racing at the speed of light
But that doesn't mean I am going to go to tonight
But maybe, maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe, maybe)

Owwwwwh (my body is saying let's go)
Owwwwwh (but my bowels are saying no)

If you wanna eat in peace
Better get on your knees and pray
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way
I really got to go and pee (Ooooh)
I can make or I'm through (make it or I'm through)
Just come and get my feet
And I will be away from you
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way, honey
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
Come, come, come on help me up
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way, honey
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
Come, come, come on help me up!

Owwwwwh (my body is saying let's go)
Owwwwwh (but my knees is saying no)

If you wanna read in peace
Better get on your knees and pray
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
You better get out of my way
If you wanna read in peace
I can make your wish come true (Ohh)
What did your relatives bring you
Boy could I use a brew (Oh Yeah)
If you want to read in peace
Honey, there's a price to pay
Coors Light in a 40 oz bottle
It will hit me the right way (It'll hit me the right way
If you wanna read in peace
I can make your wish come true (Ohh)
Just come and give me brew baby
And then I will snooze
I'm a Great Grandma with a walker
Come, come, come on help me up!
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Christina Aguilera - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah,, another instance of my last name spelled wrong. :(
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO!!!! This is hysterical!!! I could NOT stop laughing.TOO funny.!
who cares what my name is - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe so, but the pacing was kinda off. At least that's what I thought.
LadyGaladriel - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious.

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