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Song Parodies -> "Apple Jelly Marmalade"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera, Mya, 'Lil Kim, Pink & Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Apple Jelly Marmalade"

Parody Written by:

DiaGirl

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody in protest to the fact that no supermarket seems to sell apple jelly marmalade! It's really frustrating when they have every other kind (pineapple compote, anyone?) except the one you like! Oh well, hope you lot enjoy it --- DiaGirl (BubblesMelody@hotmail.com)
(Sainsbury's manager:)
Where's all
My ill workers?
Let me hear your
Till, workers
Hey workers, go workers,
Cheese workers, Dough workers
Hey workers, go workers,
Meat workers, Slow workers

(Mya:)
He ate Marmalade down
In his girlfriend's house
She made it herself
It was sweet
She said,
Hello? Hey Joel!
That's 2 bucks a bowl!
Oh

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
(Hey hey hey)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee
(Hee oh)
Mocca pommelata ya ya
(Ooh yeah)
Apple Jelly Marmalade...
(Oh)

Voulez-vous manger avec moi,
Ce soir (oh oh)
Voulez-vous manger avec moi
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

(Pink:)
He went down to Sainsbury's
To get them some more
Apple jelly he couldn't find
Near the cabbages and leeks
Is where he started to freak,
Yeah

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
(Da da yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee
(Ooh yeah yeah)
Mocca pommelata ya ya
(Yeah, yeah)
Apple Jelly Marmalade...
Uh

Voulez-vous manger avec moi,
Ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous manger avec moi
(Ooh)

(Sainsbury's Manager:)
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the
Brandy and the lager packs
Let 'em know we
Got that cake,
Right on aisle 8
Got the berry marmalade
Some mistake it for jam
I'm saying, it tastes good
With sausage or ham
Disagree, well that's you
And I'm sorry
I'ma keep stocking
Weird stuff like calamari
Got frozen foods,
And you can have stewed
Four tasty chicks
From aisle 22
Hey sisters, dough sisters
Make the bread rise slow sisters
We got plums
They're mouldy on the base
By the case,
Reduced them for a skinflint's taste
We wanna sell ya sell ya 'nanas
(Come on)
But we sold out Monday morning
(Of)
Apple Jelly Marmalade...

One more time, come on

Marmalade
(Ooh)
Jelly Marmalade
(Ooh yeah)
Marmalade
(Oh)

(Christina:)
Hey, hey, HEEEEEEEEEY!
Still no marmalade
Was to be found,
(Oh)
Not even in Safeway,
(All right)
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried

More, more, more

(Pink:)
Now he's back eating
His girlfriend's food
(Girlfriend's food)

(Mya:)
Eating her nice lemon pie

(Christina:)
But what he
Really wants,
She hid away, yeah

More, more, more

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
(Da da)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee
(Oh)
Mocca pommelata ya ya
(Ooh)
Apple Jelly Marmalade...

Voulez-vous manger avec moi,
Ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous manger avec moi
(Apple jelly, yeah)
Voulez-vous manger avec moi,
Ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous manger avec moi
(Oh)

Come on, uh

Christina
Asda-a-a-a-a-a-oh-oh
Pink
Waitrose... really stinks!
Sainsbury's Manager
Pay, pay, for-your-lov-ely-gro-cer-ies!
Mya
Tes-co-o-oh-ooh-oh-wey-oh

Som-er-field baby
Jelly
Girlfriend's house
Oh ooh
Asda Asda
Marks & Spencer's here

APPLE JELLY MARMALAAAAAAAADE!,
Ooh yes!

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