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Song Parodies -> "Subway"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Parody Song Title:

"Subway"

Parody Written by:

Joe Kaiser

The Lyrics

Let's go to subway
Go on down to subway

Hey subway, go subway, know subway, go subway
Hey subway, go subway, know subway, go subway

I went to the subway right down the road
A couple blocks down the street
She said, hey, welcome to the subway
You wanna give me your order today and I say

Gimme Gimme it on white bread
Gimme it with extra cheese
Mocha Latte from the fridge now
A BMT with mayonnaise

Voulez-vous un biscuit avec cela?

Voulez-vous un biscuit aussi?

I stood by the counter when she made the sub
Lettuce, tomato and bacon
On the meat and the cheese
Adds vinegar silently

Gimme Gimme it on white bread
Gimme it with extra cheese
Mocha Latte from the fridge now
A BMT with mayonnaise


Voulez-vous détruire cet homme?
Voulez-vous détruire Jared?

Yeah, yeah, aw
I come to the counter with the money and a bag of chips
I flip past the debit, go straight for the credit
I'm gettin 12 inches and I don't need anymore
And I really don't want to wait for this much more
Skip the mustard, skip the oil
Hurry it up before it starts to spoil
Pepperoni, Tomato, Cheese, Bacon
How much longer will this be takin?
Hey subway, go subway
Betta' get some chips from subway
Drinking cold coffee right from the bottle
By the case, the meaning of hip tastes
Gimme Gimme it on white bread
Mocha Latte
BMT with mayonnaise

One more sandwich, come on now

Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise

Hey, hey, hey
I want a 6-inch Subway Club
Roast beef and turkey, the works
Pile that meat up high
Double meat costs 35

More, more, more

Whipping out my MasterCard

Giving it to the cashier

Taking it to go but you should know there's still

More, more, more

Gimme Gimme it on white bread
Gimme it with extra cheese
Mocha Latte from the fridge now
A Subway Club with mayonnaise

Voulez-vous un biscuit avec cela?

Voulez-vous un biscuit aussi?

Voulez-vous un biscuit avec cela?

Voulez-vous un biscuit aussi?

Come on, uh

Roast beef, now
Bacon
Cheese
Mayonnaise
Lettuce
Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Tomato
Oh oh ohh
Turkey, baby
White bread
Double meat
Oh ooh
Da dum da dum
12 inches here

BMT with Mayonnaise

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