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Song Parodies -> "Dirrty at Helm's Deep"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera feat. Redman

Parody Song Title:

"Dirrty at Helm's Deep"

Parody Written by:

Lee Skye

The Lyrics

This is something i made up while watching Legolas and co. fighting at Helm's Deep, based on Christian Aguilera feat. Redman -Legolas sings, Haldir raps.Legolas feat. Haldir - "Dirrty at Helm's Deep"
Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room
I'm comin through
Kill some Orcs
I'm in the mood
Me and my Elves come to shake the room

Swords are spinnin, show your hands
Let's get dirrty, that's my chance
I need lembas to get me off
Sweatin til my clothes come off

It's explosive, troll clubs are thumpin
Still jumpin, six in the mornin
Daggers clashin, armor is crashin
No question time for some action

Temperature's up (can you feel it)
Mt Doom will erupt
Gonna get my Elves
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the
Party, sweat drippin over my body
Fightin, gettin just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about to start the battle

Ah, heat is up
So Merry, Pippin, drop your cups
Bodies packed, front to back
Kick his ass, ha, I like that

Tight elf breeches, low for show
Shake a little somethin' on the floor
I need that lembas to get me off
Sweatin til my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion
Still goin, eight in the mornin
There's no stoppin, we keep it hoppin
Throw a rock and everyone's talkin

Give all you got (fire that arrow)
Gonna get my Elves
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise


Here it comes, it's the Orc you've been waitin for
Fire up, get up
And bring him down
Givin just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go

What to do when your arrows have run out
That's when we take it
To the underground
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna way freak out
Uh oh, here we go

Yo, hot damn, rockin jam like the Second Age
I keep my hair lookin good cus it's all the rage
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
Cus silver's in, baby, to hell with gold
I'm the one that excite ya divas (ow!)
If the temperature's up, better go sleeveless (whoo!)
Yo Legolas (what!) it's hot in herre
I'm pimpin and shinin like Galadriel's mirror
The Hornburg's packed, the basement's filled
I'm waiting for Orcs t'come marchin over dat big hill
Frankly, I got more bling than Frodo wit dat ring
I got more men lustin after me cus they knows I'm everything
Throw it up
Baby it's hard shit, havin to fight
We're out in the rain, all fuckin night
Aragorn's actin like, ooh, I'm da man, ya hear?
He's looking t'get his ass kicked, like Boromir
It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking
I'm sorry, baby, I just ain't leaving


Uh, what

Hope you enjoyed that, Legolas fans.

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96Shogun - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
That was a dumb idea , go back to parody school and try to write better piece of trash
Ana - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
If this parody is about killing people it is NOT FUNNY at all.
Ana - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
P.S. The only thing for which you get credit is pacing.

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