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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me Lots of Diamonds"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In a Bottle"

Original Performer:

Christia Aguilairia

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me Lots of Diamonds"

Parody Written by:

PippinBaby

The Lyrics

Hey, hope you like this.
I feel like I've been locked up tight
I need sparkly things to be allright
Waiting for rich guys to release me
You're licking your lips
And blowing kisses my way
But baby theres a price to pay
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds. Diamonds.

Bridge:
Ooh (I need the jewls don't you know)
Ooh (bring the diamonds or I'll go)

Chorus:
If you wanna sleep with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a material girl, baby
And there is a price to pay
If you wanna sleep with me
I can make your dreams come true
You gotta bring a big rock, honey
And I'll give it to you

You gotta bring me the diamond baby
Then I'll rub you the right way, honey
Come on get me a diamond Baby
(Cum cum on I'll make you shout

The music's fading
The lights down low
Just one more move
And It'll make me moan
Just get me the Diamond
Then you can screw me
Hormones racing at the speed of light,
get me that rock and we can do it tonight
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds. Diamonds.

Bridge:
Ooh (I need the jewls don't you know)
Ooh (bring the diamonds or I'll go)

Chorus:
If you wanna sleep with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a material girl, baby
And there is a price to pay
If you wanna sleep with me
I can make your dreams come true
You gotta bring a big rock, honey
And I'll give it to you

I'm a material girl, baby
Then I'll rub you the right way honey
I'm a material girl, baby
Come, come, come on I'll make you shout
I'm a material girl, baby
Then I'll rub you the right way honey
I'm a material girl, baby
Then I'll rub you the right way honey

Bridge:
Ooh (I need the jewls don't you know)
Ooh (bring the diamonds or I'll go)

Chorus:
If you wanna sleep with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a material girl, baby
And there is a price to pay
If you wanna sleep with me
I can make your dreams come true
You gotta bring a big rock, honey
And I'll give it to you

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
Bring me the diamonds baby
And I'll rub you the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and make me rich
And I'll be with you

Just bring me a big rock baby
And I'll, I will make you shout

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