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Song Parodies -> "Shiny Teeth? Not Me!"
Original Song Title:
"My Shiny Teeth and Me"
Original Performer:
Chris Kirkpatrick
Parody Song Title:
"Shiny Teeth? Not Me!"
Parody Written by:
Maximus Buttcrack
The Lyrics
Pretty bad timing with all the Butch Hartman crap going on.
When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself in my mums basement
In endless darkness
What makes me worse
Fills me up with gloom
Those bones in my jaw!
They have many flaws
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
My unshiny teeth are dirty
Just like the rubbish bin!
My shiny teeth don’t sparkle
Subtracting girls to liking my face
My shiny teeth don’t glisten
Beaten by a Christmas tree
You know they will walk a mile then to see me smile and run
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, Dirty teeth)
Yes they're the opposite of perfect
So yellow, not pearly
I don’t brush gargle rinse
Zero breath mints
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
My dirty teeth so filthy
Just like a sailers mouth
My shiny teeth I refuse to floss them
So they don’t grow and stunted very much
My shiny teeth I should love them
But they all hate me
You don’t wanna talk to me
Cause I got 32 yellow grubby bones
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Filthy teeth, grubby teeth)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, Grubby teeth)
My shiny teeth don’t twinkle
Just like the London streets
My shiny teeth don’t sparkle
Taking beauty from my face
My shiny teeth don’t glisten
Beaten by a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile then to see me smile
(Run!)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Grubby teeth, Grimy teeth)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, slimy teeth)
Shiny Teeth?
Not Me!
Sad as I can be
All by myself in my mums basement
In endless darkness
What makes me worse
Fills me up with gloom
Those bones in my jaw!
They have many flaws
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
My unshiny teeth are dirty
Just like the rubbish bin!
My shiny teeth don’t sparkle
Subtracting girls to liking my face
My shiny teeth don’t glisten
Beaten by a Christmas tree
You know they will walk a mile then to see me smile and run
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, Dirty teeth)
Yes they're the opposite of perfect
So yellow, not pearly
I don’t brush gargle rinse
Zero breath mints
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
My dirty teeth so filthy
Just like a sailers mouth
My shiny teeth I refuse to floss them
So they don’t grow and stunted very much
My shiny teeth I should love them
But they all hate me
You don’t wanna talk to me
Cause I got 32 yellow grubby bones
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Filthy teeth, grubby teeth)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, Grubby teeth)
My shiny teeth don’t twinkle
Just like the London streets
My shiny teeth don’t sparkle
Taking beauty from my face
My shiny teeth don’t glisten
Beaten by a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile then to see me smile
(Run!)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Grubby teeth, Grimy teeth)
Shiny Teeth? Not Me!
(Dirty teeth, slimy teeth)
Shiny Teeth?
Not Me!
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not bad, the pacing could be better. also, what Butch Hartman crap do you speak of? I'm completely in the dark on that. 4s.
@Jonathan - Claimed that God could cure autism. As what many would call a 'god-botherer' I think that god could seriously help people with it but it makes up who someone is.
^ really? first I've heard of that. thanks for the info.
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