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Song Parodies -> "Computer Programming Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

Original Performer:

Chrisitina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Computer Programming Blues"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

This is my take at computer programmers, who spend eons writing computer programs, with their creations eventually cracked by "warez" groups...
[Verse I]
Seems like it was yesterday when I code this app
You told me about their bugs but I walked away
If only I knew what I did today

I can code in C plus-plus
I would take the bugs away
Thank you for all you've done
Just do some open-source
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To make this work again
Sometimes I write on Linux, but I know it's way too hard

[Chorus]
I'm sorry for making you too miserable
I just couldn't do
And I've wrote this code, it's full of bugs

[Verse II]
Some days it had new exploits but I won't admit
Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's been a mess
You know it's so hard to clean this up when it comes to this

I can code in C plus-plus
I would take the bugs away
Are you trying Visual Basic
Are you proud of what I've done?
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To have just one more chance
To look into my code and see you making hacks

[Chorus]
I'm sorry for making you too miserable
I just couldn't do
And I've wrote this code, oh...

[Bridge]
If I had just one more chance, I would tell you how much that I'm pissed off since you've been away

Oh, those software cracks
There so many times, to try to turn the tide...

I'm sorry for making you too miserable
I just couldn't do
And I've wrote this code,

I'm blaming you...

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Fitu Petaia - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was OK and I mean thatx
Mr. Critic - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL at Fitu...do you really? Did you actually think this parody was well paced? I don't know this song too well so I don't know what to say. You may actually be right for once.
LPG-Unit - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, and I made a mistake/typo at the original author field...

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