-> "At Wal-Mart Smokin Pot"
Original Song Title:
"Wal-Mart Parking Lot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"At Wal-Mart Smokin Pot"
Parody Written by:
lazyjboy
The Lyrics
At Wal-mart smokin' pot
I remember that summer when I turned eighteen
I was so darn hungry I could eat anything
There were holes in the floor of my pontiac
but I didnt care cause I had me a sack
I wasnt very well known in my hometown
And those who knew me all let me down
There were wannabees and posers at my high school
then there was me I thought I was cool
rollin up joints and drinkin beer
hidin from my parents till the coast was clear
Id run out and score another dove
roll another fatty in my friends pickup truck
I would stumble around the back to drink another beer
But I dont remember alot
I was at walmart smokin pot
It had shiny red hairs and gave me bloodshot eyes
I thought id do it for the rest of my life
but I wasnt prim and proper I didnt drink wine
Id ask the girls if I could call sometime
they would say no and walk away
i remember it like it was yesterday
There were wannabees and posers at my high school
then there was me I thought I was cool
rollin up joints and drinkin beer
hidin from my parents till the coast was clear
Id run out and score another dove
roll another fatty in my friends pickup truck
I would stumble around the back to drink another beer
But I dont remember alot
I was at walmart smokin pot
I was at walmart smokin pot
I got ripped off when I bought my first dove
Thought Id quit but started back up
tried my way and stumbled again
had one long buzz and no more friends
I sure did lose alot
at walmart smokin pot
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