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Song Parodies -> "No Care Bears"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"No Care Bears"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

Don’t play you know you watched them too. Right along with Jem and the Holograms, Ninja Turles and Gi Joe.
Tell me what happened to the care bears?

Verse 1:
They fly, they jump, they cook, they bake
They’re cute, they’re soft, and cuddlely
So tell me why I can’t find them anywhere
Oh


I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave
No reruns found on the tv
Wish there was a channel to show them all week


So now I gotta see
Gotta find them on dvd
Since my vhs is obsolete
I hope it’s free shipping

Chorus:
Tell me what happened to the care bears
Can’t find them on cable no where
They lived in white clouds in the air
No care bears
They had designs on their little bellies
From rainbows to sun beams
Used to be on every week
Care bears, care bears


Verse 2:
They walked, they ran, they jumped, they flew
Somehow they never got injured too
Guess all that stuffing it was like a shield ,oh


My eyes, they are getting so dry
Ain’t seen them since like ‘95
I’m like wow! I need my care bears

So now I gotta see
Gotta find them on dvd
Since my vhs is obsolete
I hope it’s free shipping

Chorus:
Tell me what happened to the care bears
Can’t find them on cable no where
They lived in white clouds in the air
No care bears
They had designs on their little bellies
From rainbows to sun beams
Used to be on every week
Who the heck took them off tv!

no care bears
no care bears
no care bears

No more…care bears

No More Care Bears

Chorus:
Tell me what happened to the care bears
Can’t find them on cable no where
They lived in white clouds in the air
No care bears
They had designs on their little bellies
From rainbows to sun beams
Used to be on every week

(repeat chorus till end)

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Markus Dudley - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good rhythm, good visuals, pleasing vocal ! Hope to hear more!

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