-> "Forever"
Original Song Title:
"Forever"
Parody Song Title:
"Forever"
The Lyrics
Intro: One, two, three, four!
Hey, hey
Oh, ah
Hey, hey
Oh, ah
Verse 1: It’s you and me
Dancin’ like it’s party time
But I have to go pee
You know I must go
Relieve the pressure mounting in my body
Feel the hose start leaking and I am one for keeping
My pants dry, my pants dry
Can I go in there? Can I go in there?
And I am scared
May go in my clothing
I spilled my drink I swear, my drink I swear
Oh no, people see
Me clench my knees together!
Chorus: It’s like I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in this line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
Double the liquids
Double the whizz
I’ll wait forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever in this damn line
Verse 2: Feels like my bladder’s gonna explode, uh
Feels like my kidneys may break
Urine I must unload
Take a piss, go tinkle, micturate
Please can I use the bathroom?
I do not think that they have room
Baby, let the juices flow
Nothing you can do can stop me
Us guys don’t need the top seat
Oh, ah, oh
Oh yeah!
Chorus: It’s like I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in this line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
Double the liquids
Double the whizz
I’ll wait forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever in this damn line
Verse 3; It’s the longest wait
That I’ve had to take
Praying for a mir’cal to bring me a stall
Girl, will you please wait here?
I’ve had too much beer
Holding it all in got me thinkin’
What a beautiful latrine
Don’t mean to be obscene
I’m relieving myself and it’s feeling amazing
I come out of the bathroom
And then I notice that you’re gone girl
That you’re gone girl
Gone
Bridge: Oh, oh, oh
Yeah yeah
I see that you’re gone
Once I’ve gone
You are gone
Oh no
Why? Why?
Why? Why?
Because!
Chorus: Because I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in that line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
To leave my hot date
All by herself
Waited forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever for the bathroom
Oh! Oh!
Oh, oh, oh
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