Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "No ( Girl, You need this... )"

Original Song Title:

"Yo ( excuse me miss)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"No ( Girl, You need this... )"

Parody Written by:

Kiyah

The Lyrics

This song is in dedication to the stink people all over the world.
Whoa Whoa
Do do do do do
Ohhh
Nooo

[Verse 1:]
Yo,
Tell me fellas have you seen her? (Seen her)
It was about five minutes ago
When I smell this funky chick
That young'n
Never smell that scent before

I said No,
tell your girls i wanna wash you (wash you)
On a second thought that ain't the way to go
I got give her bath fizzies proper
Spit it so she'll get it
There she is I got to stop her

Or should I talk about her smile? (lEww her teeth yellow)
Or what about her style? (Too Nasty)
I'm out of time
She's out the door
I got to go for mine

I think I'll say

[Chorus:]
No
I dont know your name but excuse me miss
I smell you from across the room
And I got to admit that you smell like fishes
You're making me want to say No

I know you're trying to leave but excuse me miss
I bought a soap & a douche 4 you
How I love 2 see you smellin' clean oh baby

[Verse 2:]
Now shorty grab hold of my hand
And let's take you to the shower
You say you don't really wash

Don't worry about it
We'll just 1,2 scrub
1,2 scrub

Now if the water is moving to fast
Grab the soap a little tighter
Don't be afraid to move your douche little closer

Girl, that fishy smell on you that makes me want to say

[Chorus(2x):]
No
I dont know your name but excuse me miss
I smell you from across the room
And I got to admit that you smell like fishes
You're making me want to say No

I know you're trying to leave but excuse me miss
I bought a soap & a douche 4 you
How I love 2 see you smellin' clean oh baby


[Breakdown:]
Your smell got people drifting far
Ain't nothing wrong with washing

Baby you're so funkmatic

Girl, washing can be a new start

So many things I want to tell you
I think that I should start by saying No

I don't know your name but excuse me miss
I smell you from across the room

I got to give her game proper
Pass the soap so she get it
There she is- I got to stop her

I know your trying to leave but excuse me miss
I bought this soap & douche for you
Got to keep you from smellin' fish'y

[Spoken:]
Now stinkybutt just wash yo a$$ like this(like this)
Just scour yo' a$$ like this (whoo like this)

And if stinkybutt in the house tonight
Just grab her by the hand homie
Make her understand she gotta to wash her a$$ like this (like this)

She gotta wash her a$$ like this (whoa like this)

Just let her know soap was made for you.

And you want to scrub everything she need to man.

[Laughs]


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 3
 1
 
 3   5
 3
 5
 
 4   4
 3
 2
 
 5   16
 17
 18
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

crystal - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
yall crazy
crystal - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
this me again and if u read it twice its start geting born and the end is stupid so u could say thax
Robin - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
It was alright. It was funny. U did okay. It was good. U can get a little better
Nicole - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
wow... you maaaaddd crazy..... lol... weird..
Shy - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That waz funny and bogus but mostly bogus and that cool!!!
Jay - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
That was so funny!
shay - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
that was funni maybe i need to sing dat to this 1 boy in my class

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/chrisbrown0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1013