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Song Parodies -> "Osama Bin"

Original Song Title:

"Holidae In"

Original Performer:

Chingy, Snoop Dogg, and Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Osama Bin"

Parody Written by:

Chris Mondloch & Kurt Louis

The Lyrics


Bomb Osama,
Bomb, ohh we gotta bomb,
we know we gotta bomb,
we gotta bomb Osama, bomb,
You know we gotta bomb,
Bomb him.

[CHORUS] (Osama bin Laden)

(Watch'a doin?)
Nuttin' hidin' like an exiled Russian
(Who you with?)
Me and the terrorist most wanted Top Ten
(What we gonna do?)
Make a new video, just tell will me when, one bomb leadin' to another, I see some Army Special-Force men.

(George Bush)

(Watch'a doin?)
Nuttin' droppin' bombs on Osama bin
(Who you with?)
Me and Colin Powell, we've killed most of bin Laden's friends
(What we gonna do?)
Sit in my office and discuss why we should kill him, Already got Sadaam, and shot and killed his kin.

[VERSE 1] (Osama bin Laden)

Mohammed calls me up, sayin' its a terrorist party,
Best bring a gun, I've already shot ten bodies,
I'm on my way, let me stop by Kabul,
To get an American hostage, or an Indian foo', you know
Now I'm on my way, I wish there was actually a paved road,
Americans don't screw with me right thurr, cause the Sear's tower is the next to blow
Tanks pull up, stop, park, AKs still shootin',
Americans lookin' like this is a game, and they must be winnin'
Kaboom! A bomb this way is headed but I'm not going up,
There's three Americans in the sand like, "shut up,"
I told 'em follow me, and they knew I had a beatin' tree,
And I whipped them mean till they had to scream and pee,
Yeah, that's me, Bin Laden equipped wit big bombs,
Americans knock on the door, I just saw these white things, busted them,
Broke the noses on their face, when I was done,
I threw them in toxic waste, now some my pretty girls in hurr,
I heard them whisperin', talkin' bout,
"That's that dude that planned 9-11, he sizzlin'",
I have come to fight; I was born to sin,
What I came forward was to find out how to get Hans Blix


[VERSE 2] (Osama bin Laden)

My turban like, What's da holdup?
Get me pulled up, get that cloth and roll up,
I took a guy into the torture room,
Told him his kidneys would be poppin'
You know what's on my mind, he's dead and the Army's droppin'
My soldiers knockin' on the cave door, stunk,
Yelling to me, the guy said,
He like, "go make a new video,"
I'm like, "for Al Jazeera? oh really,"
I go to the tank and put the keys in,
My guard gets shot and starts bleedin'
That done gave me a reason to give Bush a damn beatin'
I got camelback, gotta pee, gotta camera,
Then I thought about it, no more footage of me, Osama
Drive out the cave smilin', The tortured man is still cryin'
Just to torture him some more, I slice off his guy gland


[VERSE 3] (George Bush)

Stop, drop, KABOOM! just get out of those temples,
Some call me George Bush; some call me Mr. Pimples,
Far from little, make all the Iraqis quibble,
I got the U.S. under control left, right, to middle,
Doc-ter cripples, I cut through Baghdad like I'm mental,
Just send in my Army and shoot up all you dickholes,
When Osama takes out his bit and tinkles, I'll shoot him right in the pickle, Drop bombs on Iraq, and these bombs are cruise missiles,
Kill 'em in triples, get those dikes wit' knives and sickles,
I ain't felt this good since Clinton was on Monica's nipple
I'll shoot em' up while I whistle, but I won't give Iraq quarters, dimes, or nickels, But fo' shizzle dizzle, Osama go out in the sun and sizzle,
Let the blood trickle, I'd like to take Osama's head and whittle,
I done blazed my troops through Kabul, bombed Baghdad plain an simple, So Hussein, I'll say it again,
I caught you now and I'ma personally bust you ass in!


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Jay W - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this song at all related to Elton John's "Holiday Inn"? It looks like it might be. If so, I'll take a look and vote.
Kurt L. - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It was funny
Chris Mondloch - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't heard of Elton John's version of "Holiday Inn" This version came out last summer. It's basically a rap song about a big party at the Holiday Inn. Check out the lyrics.
Birgitta - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job.I really enjoyed it.Flowed very well.. (God forbid,I actually saw Snoop rappin' with a turban on...) Big o' 5's
Karpal - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Gud song.

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