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Song Parodies -> "Ihop"

Original Song Title:

"Holidae In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chingy

Parody Song Title:

"Ihop"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

By Cheesy ft. Ludachips and Sn-oup Nog
[Chorus]
[Sn-oup Nog]
(Watchu doin'?) Nothin', munchin' at Ihop after ten
(Watchu get?) Belgian waffle, sausage, and some scrambled eggs
(Watchu bring me?) A 6 egg omelette and half of a hen, one dish leading to another let the grubbin' begin.
[Cheesy]
(Watchu doin'?) Nothin', munchin' at Ihop after ten
(Watchu get?) Belgian waffle, sausage, and some scrambled eggs
(Watchu bring me?) A 6 egg omelette and half of a hen, one dish leading to another let the grubbin' begin.

Saider E. called me up, said it's a food star party
I'll bring some Cheez-its, I'm already big hungry
Told Neo M., "I'm go'n stop by the store"
Got a twelve pack of smoked sausage, plus a quart of Rock-y Road
Now I'm in sugar rush kingdom, I climb up off the floor
I'm not slightly full, right thurr I'm go'n get full some more
Pulled up (pulled up), jumped out (jumped out), mouth still slobbing
Valet lookin' all up in my car, and he just cringin'
There's food everywhere, and he don't, want to get it
"I'll leave a tip, just close your eyes and count, to ten"
I then ran away as fast as my feet would carry me
I can't give tips; I need money for all my eats
Got for me, cheesy meat, saved me some up; chopped pig feet
Knock on the door, I hope I find a seat
Busted in, saw the table nice and laced
Forget friends; I need to go and find my place
It's fried chicken legs in here, I hear 'em cracklin'
Munchin' now on some chicken wings wit sauce, I'm quivering
I ain't go to meet, I ain't go to greet
What I went for was to find out what I'm go'n eat, know me

(Chorus)

Cake blewup, and I'm like "What the f***"
Tell you what; just pass me the pork butt
I I went and hid in the bathroom eatin' non-stop and
I know what I would like, pancakes, wit special toppings
People knocking on the door mad, gotta use it
Then I said "Can you bring me some cherry pie?" They like,"No!"
"No potty."
Now the door they just beatin', me I'm just leavin'
Ihop I'll be greeting, pancakes I'll be eatin'
Party left, called Saider, see ya later
Mouth salivating, thos epancakes can-not wait-a
Walked out the car park smiling, mouth still drooling
Sharing the next booth was some girls lookin' 'bout the size of islands

(Chorus)

[Ludachips:]
Drop, plop, a stain! Baby, use some club soda
Some call me Ludachips, some call me Mister Eater
Pass the platter, it's all cheese, but that don't matter
I try it and it's stale but oh well, 'cause I'm a muncher
Dr. Feeder, I can't stop 'til jello quivers
Just pour a little syrup and I'll have a fit of shivers
Try me later, 'casue that veal I got a tray of
I can't share none of that, my cheeses, I don't share 'em
My teeth they chatter. It's that ice cream that splatters
I ain't felt so high, since my rye was topped with sugar
Sniffin' the smells of, of them pancakes, pies, I love 'em
For shiza diza, I'm on a track with the big Sn-oup Nog-a
Got my gravy trapper, and playin' Parappa the Rappa
I done scared all the buffeters, and I am a caker
Those foodstuffs I don't pass 'em, I done did it again
Fingers greasy, I'm wit Cheesy at Ihop after ten

(Chorus)
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Neo Matrix - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I vote, I comment, what more can I say?
YO - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
yo that thing was pretty bomb, sweet lyrics
Saider E. - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You are witnessing me still your word. 1..2...3...You ROXOR (is that how you spell it) Idon't know, maybe (well. I hope it's right. By the way I haven't talk to you in a while. How are you?) I'm fine how are-- oh, sorry. i sometimes do that. What the hell am I talking about. Must be bored, hmmm.....................................................................­....................................................................­....................................................................­....................................................................­...............................................(yawn)...............­....................................................................­....................................................................­....................................................................­..................ooh candy, thanx Sherman..................................................................­....................................................................­....................................................................­....................................I think I'll post now Or maybe not Or maybe I will Dang, I'm bored
Neo Matrix - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm fairly dissappointed that more people didn't vote on this parody. Do you people realize how hard it is to parody Ludacris lyrics!?!?!?
Studio Audience - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
How hard is it?
Punch Line - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost as hard as it is to listen to them!
Neo Matrix - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Umm...I actually like Ludacris's lyrics...

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