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Song Parodies -> "You Wearr"

Original Song Title:

"Right Thurr"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chingy

Parody Song Title:

"You Wearr"

The Lyrics

Fur Is Murder!
Uhn...Ay Sushi (What?),
look at that what that lady wears
Grr she make me say Grr, grr, grr, grr It's not your fur....

[Chorus]
I'm against the fur coat that you wearr (that you wear)
Throw some paint while ya walking, because we care,(because we care)
I'm against the fur coat that you wearr (that you wear)
Killin foxes for style now that ain't fairr (that ain't fairr)

[Verse 1]
I hate the way you wearin' them furs
it ain't right, I'm callin up GREENPEACE, we gonna start a fight,
This type of abomination dirty makin me spiced
I'm thinking bout snatching up these poachers, givin' them time
But just for kicks I'mma call up
PETA instead
You shole wouldn't like getting drenched in the red
Reminds me of my kitty except boned and skinned
That's why I'm sittin there yellin' at you to get bent
I know you paid quite a bit
Some of them furs is illegal,
Take off that fur scarf, give it back to the sheeple
Or I'll stab you like a needle
With words I say
I know you popular, but you 'gon be embarrassed today, I say..

I'm against the fur coat that you wearr (that you wearr)
Throw some paint while ya walking, because we care,(because we care)
I'm against the fur coat that you wearr (that you wearr)
Killin foxes for style now that ain't fairr (that ain't fairr)

[Verse 2]
She be shopping Andrianna's just look at those fur sock-a's
man she so whack,
and she know that I hate that,
her man he smokes crack, girl give me that fur back
Gave her 300 to pack, like bringing a deer back
she stay in the stores, like to buy things
mink and prada, In real life girl make me cry for the little llamas
she be at events, start the chants when she pass,
If Pocahontas was here she'd want to kick on her ass,
all this game preppin', she strapped wit a big weapon, who cares?
It's against the law for her to shoot them bears,
If you ever seen her dirty,
you will protest, world wide PETAS probaly tell you this off tops I....

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3]
I hate the way she doing that,
plus I hate it when she wears fur tracks say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, you make me puke
whoo...I hate the way she doing that,
Plus I hate it when she wear fur tracks
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, you make me puke
Where's the fur you got from that Lamb Chop?
Uhn, she threw it at me when I called up the cops,
Huh, flipping me the bird in a halter top
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make em die for it just to wear it
girl can I hit you, it's apparent
Your appearance is so arrogant
you should pose for meanies Illustrated
it's like a monster comin by when she pass
all the forest friends hate it and uh,

[Chorus x2]

I hate that, I hate that, I hate that, I hate that
track stars, oh,oh,oh, you make me puke

I hate that(yeah), I hate that(yeah), I hate that(yeah) ,I hate that(Sushi),
oh,oh,oh,oh do you make me puke

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Neo Matrix - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... I agree with the message, but don't think this was the right song to parody to.
Wolveroses - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
that was pretty good, we got to hook up to do a song together or something.
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Neo, why don't you think it was the right song? I respect your opinion and all, but I just want to know what song you think better suits it. And Wolveroses, I'll be glad to do a collabo with you anytime. Thanks
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Elaura - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
TOTALLY agree with the words to this parody.
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Chris, send me a link to your parody! Thanks Elaura and Chris
Wolveroses - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
hey how about doing a parody to Eminem & Royce da 5'9 / Bad Meets Evil? the parody will be called "Wolve Meets The Witch" e-mail me and let me know what cha think. wolve2roses@yahoo.com
Wozzyhonk - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ever thought of doing a parody about the Rainbow Warrior?

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