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Song Parodies -> "Rice Thurr"

Original Song Title:

"Right Thurr"

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Parody Song Title:

"Rice Thurr"

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The Lyrics

This song is about riced out cars
"Rice thurr"

Uh, hey doua, (what?)
Hey look that car over there (ha)
It makes me say

Eww, eww, (oh gawd) eww, ewww, (why) did you do what you did?


Look at that rice thurr (that rice thurr)
Add some power by stickers everywarrr (everywarrr)
Look at that rice thurr (that rice thurr)
Big wings and over-sized tips that make me sturr

The way you added 50 pounds of vinyl tape on the side (on the side)
Cuz you think that 17.9 is a very fast 1/4 time (1/4 time)
The type of person that will a have u laughing a they car all the time (time)
Im thinking about racing that ricer for his car and make it mine...
Look at that wing (what?) look that 6 inch tip aint that phat (naw its whack)
All he's going to see is my impalas Hazards from the back (zoom)
When that ricer punches it you can kinda hear the motor drone lil bit
Body kit saggin' cuz the guy was drunk when he installed it
You raced a pinto a lil bit, that car was 20 years old and it beat you
Don't trip cuz it beat you, just fly by a turbo charged regal
Herd you beat a dodge viper today, faster than a fat kid runnin' to some cake
I know you just ricer fly by'ed, but its cool I won't rat on you today

[Chorus - repeat 2X]


Ricers be shoppin' in AutoZone
Thinkin they moddin shit from front to back
I know on foot my grandma could out run that
Man that car is so WACK why the hell is he trying to race that
Think that after 50 dollar sticker that shit will be fast
They stay on the side lines (lines) saying that they hooked it up with nos honest
In real life they thin that there in the fast and furious
They try to talk shit at import events (yea) so now no one is impressed wit that 18 second pass
All the real racers stop and point at that...
Ricers are all ways half steppin (steppin) and they always say their engines are top secret weapons
Lil tricks it should be against the law to have that big of a muffler tip
If you ever see a ricer yo mouth gon' drop
Rice'in spread worldwide so this shit won't stop...

[Chorus - repeat 2X]

What's up wit that big azz wing (c'mon?)
And why does it has four tips out the back (say it)
Rice, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) do what you do (whoo)
Why do ricers do that that (c'mon?)
Plus I like it when dose a 2 second burn out (say it)
Ooh, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) why do you lose (whoo)

Yo Honda has fewer liters than a soda bottle (whoa)
Your lug nuts need more toqure than your motor makes (uh)
Just add you're powered by sticker across the back
Then pull up to the line and rev yo shitt until the motor pops (pops)
Your cut springs make your car hop like a bunny (boing)
You SI yellow is brighter than the sunny
On appearance mods's is were you wasted all your money
Don't worry you'll make the cover of import tuner
Still doing your ricer passes
Make all the v8 owners laugh
(But why...)

[Chorus - repeat 2X]

Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (riced out cars)
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, that car was riced out
Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (uh-huh)
Why they riced that (Dingy)
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, that car was riced out

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M.S.G - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
They aren't riced-out cars, just rice cars. Azn_Abraision: Just one big pain in the ass.
Wild Man - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol , Same problems with riced out bikes! Buy American! Ride a Harley.
Malika Fenner - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Boy oh Boy I love Chinggy so much that he makes me think of my boyfriend KHAN alot!!
Dylan Baranski - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, gimme a supercharged '75-'78 Dodge Coronet/Monaco or Plymouth Fury (preferably ex-police) with a 440 & I could beat one of those fools!

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