I love
sloppy joes
But they leak on your shirt
I get angry

I used to buy napkins
To take
Out the Stain
But they went up in price
I am angry

But Oh I
Can not resist
Eating Sloppy Joe's
Eating Sloppy Joe's

They are so tasty
They are so tasty
They are so tasty (Eating Sloppy Joe's)
They are so tasty (Eating Sloppy Joes)

I tried every store
But no napkins
That are cheap enough
For my Budget

But Lo and Behold!
I found Manwich
I could not resist
Eating Sloppy Joes

Without napkins
Without Napkins
Without Napkins (Eating Sloppy Joes)
Without Napkins (Eating Sloppy Joe's)

I like sloppy Joes (Yum, Yum)
Need More
Napkins
Dripping Food
I like sloppy Joe's (AHHHHHHH)
Need More! (AAAAHHHHHHHHH)

I thought
Of paper towels
So crack out the Joes
I have bought some towels (It tastes real great Yum Yum) ( I eat)
So I can eat my sandwich! (It tastes real great Yum Yum) (Sloppy Joes)
[Burp] (It tastes real great Yum Yum)
Will You Please Excuse Me (It tastes real great Yum Yum)
That was a tasty sandwich.