She's a freak
when we're making out
she said "Oh, Ted!"
well, that killed the mood

What the hell?
My name is Neil
Why'd she sigh
"Oh, Ted!" again?

Called me Ted again
Called me Ted again

One time,
a slip, I'd buy
but it's occured
time after time
So, I ask
next day 'round town
They all say
"Ted's the best around"

So, I frown
depressed, I feel
What's so nice
about this Ted?

As I pout
more mad, I feel
Think that I
should meet this Ted

So, I found
the so-called big deal
saw his eyes
and then, just left

I am still a man
I am still a man
I am still a man
I am still a man
a real man...

She and I freaked
that night making out
When I told her
"Ted, I love you"