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Song Parodies -> "Fresh & Easy"

Original Song Title:

"Ridin'"

Original Performer:

Chamillionaire

Parody Song Title:

"Fresh & Easy"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They see me shopping for lettuce
Inside a market called Fresh & Easy
This store's called Fresh & Easy
Two words Fresh & Easy
Goin' shoppin' at Fresh & Easy
Holy cow, it's Fresh & Easy
I almost ran out of radishes
I gotta get some more at Fresh & Easy
This store's called Fresh & Easy
Everything's Fresh & Easy
I'm here at Fresh & Easy
Thinkin' 'bout Fresh & Easy

First I'm looking at sweet potatoes
As well as grape roma tomatoes
Seeing different flavors of Tabasco
And varied products of Nabisco
The carts' wheels spin to the contrary
Acing at lessons of culinary
There are wild and black cherries
Check out the packs of strawberries

The TV dinners are very frozen
Fresh foods right in different places
Yo, picking up a few Paces
I got Red Bulls in a couple cases
As well as a few jars of mayonaise
A big bag of Flamin' Hot Lay's
Don't even worry about bad taste
Shopping for food can be amazed

There's good quality on some chum
As well as some chewy dental gum
Don't just go searching for a bunch of Tums
Fresh food, anybody wanted some?
Bacon and eggs are my favorite breakfast
I don't have to worry about bacon bits
Buying six-packs of Sierra Mist
Looking at flavors of Pringles chips
What a good place this is

They see me sought for the liquor
I'm right here inside the Fresh & Easy
Shopping here at Fresh & Easy
Seeing things at Fresh & Easy
Take a look, it's Fresh & Easy
What a place called Fresh & Easy
I'm gonna rock this whole market
Because of the name of Fresh & Easy
What's cool about Fresh & Easy?
What's hot about Fresh & Easy?
I'm still here, Fresh & Easy
Ever been to Fresh & Easy?

I've been seeing lots of items
Such as chocolate soda and Iams
Lots of good stuff, you'll find them
Every aisle you're going for some more
Shopping for spanich and pickled beets
Pickled wieners can't be beat
I read food labels very well
I can discuss 'em right now, don't have to ROTFLOL

Looking for pizza Bagel Bites
And don't forget cookie-flavored oatmeal
What else I should try to appeal?
Are there charcoals? I got a grill
Yo, I bought some Mountain Dew
As well as a jar of Ragu
And raisin oatmeal cookies too
Pop Tarts, yeah people liked me, apprehend me

The products are really fresh, don't get too queasy
And many things had came out over easy
Only question I ever thought was this
Should I liked it better than the CVS?
Lucky's, Albertson's, and Walgreens
Newest store I've ever seen

I'm seeing foods that always came fresh
Just stick to this place called Fresh & Easy
What's so great about Fresh & Easy
Everything's Fresh & Easy
Don't try to hate Fresh & Easy
So go for Fresh & Easy
I'd liked to use some darn coupons
That came in my mail leadin' to Fresh & Easy
Shopping at Fresh & Easy
Everything's all Fresh & Easy
This place is Fresh & Easy
This store's called Fresh & Easy

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Jason - April 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This must have taken ages for you to write. However, it is rubbish
Spoof-Man - April 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't re-write this song now with out being Weird Al-Like!!
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason is being rather harsh...for you, this is quite an acheivement! 555.
lilPopTart - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it! Fresh & Easy . . .

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