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Song Parodies -> "Dealer (Weed)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger f. Josey Scott

Parody Song Title:

"Dealer (Weed)"

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The Lyrics

I made this up. I don't know where i got it from but i suddenly wanted to write about weed. man, am i ever wierd! well. then again, enjoy!!(if u want)
I am so high, I can hear no one
I am so high, I can hear no one
Whoa, and no one....yeah no one can hear me

And they say
That a dealer can save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the bills in my safe place
No one will take them away

Someone told me
Weed would all save us
But, that sounds crazy
Look what weed gave us

A world full of toking
and weed spilling
The cops never came

And they say
That the cops will not catch us
and that we will all get away
I'll hold on to the arm of my best friend
make sure that i stay awake


Now that your world isn't ending
It's weed that i'm sending to you
It isn't the weed of your dealer
But it's the weed that i just grew

And they said
That the cops will not catch us
and that we will all get away
I ran but the cops caught then cuffed me
Look we got taken away

And they're watching us
Not watching us
They're watching us
not watching us
Let's all just run away

They're not watching us
Not watching us
They're watching us
Not watching us
As we all run away

Now they're watching us
Chasing us
they're chasing us
chasing us
As we get caught again


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