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Song Parodies -> "Casino"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger feat Josey Scott

Parody Song Title:

"Casino"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Vegas. It either makes you or breaks you. As the unfortunate fellows in this parody sharp found out...
I am so high
I just rolled sevens
I am so high
Stay here forever

Lucky sevens,
Be spendin' our money

And they say the casinos will break us
I'm not gonna chance it on fate
I'll roll on, win the chips from illegals
And watch as their minds fill with hate

Someone told me
Casinos enslave us
But how can that be?
Look what it's made us!

A world full of winning
Just beginning our luck'll never change

And they said the casino would break us
I'm not gonna stop till I break
I'll hold on till the gangsters and wierdos
Have taken their leave with no takes

Now that the night is near ending
I've got no spending to do
Wasn't for those darn casinos
Then maybe i'd have money too

Now we know that casinos can't make us
We're not gonna gamble for stakes
I'll hold on to the cash that's still legal
And use it to buy interstate

They've flattened us
(Flattened us)
They've battered us
(Battered us)
As we all drive away

They've smothered us
(Smothered us)
They've buggered us
(Buggered us)
As we all fly away, yeah

And they've knotted us
(Knotted us)
They've potted us
(Potted us)
As we all ride away

Oh, woe!...
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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
545. The dice rolled in your favor, DAK. Might not be as climactic as some of your earlier spoofs, but still a very, very amusing read.
stuart mcarthur - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
a 3 and a 2? I'll stand, because I TOO like to live dangerously - a good write, DAK - 555
Dumb Ass Kid - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you both : )

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