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Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger

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Parody Written by:

Gray Test

The Lyrics

You know, that running joke of how bad Nickelback is? Yeah, I felt compelled to play on it, especially since I partially agree. No ill feelings though.
I am called Chad, Nickelback fellow
Listen to my moose-in-heat bellow
And the yellow marshmallow tastes like cheese

Now my album got zero in all ratings
I'm not allowed to sing ev'r again
I've held on to post-grunge for a long time
I didn't realize it was dead

Someone told me my voice'd make me famous
But how would I know that my tone was heinous?
Now I take mockery, when the truth is, I got misled

And my songs just get zero in all ratings
I'm ranked below "chalkboard meet nails"
Jokes are written about the band's own name
"I want my refund" people say

Now that I evaluate options I should've gotten my throat cleared first
Since it's the gruff, raspy echo about what most people complain

So my album gets zero in all ratings
I'm not allowed to sing ev'r again
I've lived off this post-grunge for so long that
I didn't realize it was dead

With nothing else to do, what will I do?
If I cannot sing (3x)

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