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Song Parodies -> "The School Food They Gave Us"

Original Song Title:

"A Hero (Will Save Us)"

Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger

Parody Song Title:

"The School Food They Gave Us"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

The Lyrics

I am so high, I'm seeing seven
I am so high, I'm seeing seven
And those seven, those seven wait for me

And they say that the chicken they gave us
Was lethal from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This gut-ache will not go away

Someone told me that Mylanta helps you
It better hurry, 'cause I've turned a green hue
My world is spinning, my eyesight is going dark

And they say that the pasta they gave us
Was poison from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This spinning will not go away

(Softly)
Man, this surgery's pending
The doctor's they don't have a clue
I fear my life's at an end now
And there's nothing I think I can do

And they say that the school food they gave us
Is not good for us anyway
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
It's taken my stomach away

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 134

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 10
 8
 
 2   4
 9
 7
 
 3   21
 11
 14
 
 4   31
 26
 31
 
 5   70
 78
 74
 

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Jsin - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
hey you must go to the same school I do lol
hottopicfairy - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Same here!=)
Rhiannon - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
lol! Finally, a parody song us schoolkids can **really** relate to! Nice one! :)
Tim - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody man--that sounds like our school lunch 2. but i think are school luch is the worst becuase one day we had chicken nuggets and i bit into it and all this white shit fell out and i went up to the cook and said are u smuggling your drugs threw your food. LOL
bk - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
that iz so tru up in our ghetto school they give uz nuttin but crap!!!!
hottopicfairy - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
that is definitley my school. We have this junky little school in the hood. The food is really crappy. Its like what they feed freaking gerbils.
paul - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
this is of poor quality. Go home and re-think your life
Tinkleheimer - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it
T.J. Spindler - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Brian Pardue, this is good, and I can relate! Anyone who gave this a bad score needs to have their heads checked.
Big Ben - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hot dogs in my school are rotton. They smell like $h!t. And Fu(
Static - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
my hot dogs bounce...lol
Bryan Pardue - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, I would've added more about our chicken, but what rhymes with bouncing like rubber?
D - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
How do you listen 2 the song
josh 2 - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
i aint even dared tuch ther food in mi skool. nice parody man but the second line of the chorus is a bit 2 short laterz josh 2
tasha - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
real clever parady - best i've heard and laugh-out loud funny a real parady
Spongebob_thecutie - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
wow! Great parody, i wish that i could have thought of that! maybe if you want you could check out my parody on I'm With You or He Bangs. I really enjoyed your parody, it was hilarious! Later
skateshoes - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
lol yeah thats one true song it describes my school very well too well in fact
Mouse - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, I like this. It's funny.. and I sure can relate.
MewSword - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
*bursts into the student-proclaimed school song* THE HOTDOGS BOUNCE AND THE CHICKEN PATTIES FLY HERE AT HORIZON SCHOOL! WE DONT LEARN CRAP ALL WE DO IS PLAY HERE AT HORIZON SCHOOL!
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) DKTOS - Kind of makes me wish I knew the orig. though. Amazing, 106 votes on this song. Must be a real hum dinger.
Song Title police - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The original is just called "Hero," just so you know.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yikes!
Agrimorfee - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, and I agree with Guy above. Who is this Chad Kroeger fellow? I am so out of touch.
Adagio - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS. Must have been a really good parody to get all those votes!
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one, nice and funny. I can't believe all the votes either!
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S Round: Another DKTOS I'll have to try to come back to. :(
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the "green hue" line.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good
neminem - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not the best either... making fun of school food being bad is funny, but saying people die from it is really a bit much, and the pacing was off in several spots. So 4'd.
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...some funny lines, for sure...
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad.
MysteryGoat - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I know it's negative feedback on you, but paul's comment up there was just funny... Oh and good parody too :-).
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny...love songs about dining hall slop!
Martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
very appropriate subject for parody .... everybody has been there! .. and such a superb song to parody ..great!
Hitman Feline X - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
My school food is lousy. Especially the pizza and hot dogs.
Hitman Feline X - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
By the way, you great on the parody.
Insane Steve - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
NICE, and...uh.....D, you can't listen to the songs, they're just written...but you can download the original songs off the internet or get a program that lets u do that....I like to use LimeWire.

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