Song Parodies -> The School Food They Gave Us
| Original Song Title: | "A Hero (Will Save Us)" |
| Original Performer: | Chad Kroeger |
| Parody Song Title: | "The School Food They Gave Us" |
| Parody Written by: | Bryan Pardue |
I am so high, I'm seeing seven
I am so high, I'm seeing seven
And those seven, those seven wait for me
And they say that the chicken they gave us
Was lethal from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This gut-ache will not go away
Someone told me that Mylanta helps you
It better hurry, 'cause I've turned a green hue
My world is spinning, my eyesight is going dark
And they say that the pasta they gave us
Was poison from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This spinning will not go away
(Softly)
Man, this surgery's pending
The doctor's they don't have a clue
I fear my life's at an end now
And there's nothing I think I can do
And they say that the school food they gave us
Is not good for us anyway
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
It's taken my stomach away
I am so high, I'm seeing seven
And those seven, those seven wait for me
And they say that the chicken they gave us
Was lethal from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This gut-ache will not go away
Someone told me that Mylanta helps you
It better hurry, 'cause I've turned a green hue
My world is spinning, my eyesight is going dark
And they say that the pasta they gave us
Was poison from the first day
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
This spinning will not go away
(Softly)
Man, this surgery's pending
The doctor's they don't have a clue
I fear my life's at an end now
And there's nothing I think I can do
And they say that the school food they gave us
Is not good for us anyway
I'll never eat school food again 'cause
It's taken my stomach away
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hey you must go to the same school I do lol
Same here!=)
lol! Finally, a parody song us schoolkids can **really** relate to! Nice one! :)
Nice parody man--that sounds like our school lunch 2. but i think are school luch is the worst becuase one day we had chicken nuggets and i bit into it and all this white shit fell out and i went up to the cook and said are u smuggling your drugs threw your food. LOL
that iz so tru up in our ghetto school they give uz nuttin but crap!!!!
that is definitley my school. We have this junky little school in the hood. The food is really crappy. Its like what they feed freaking gerbils.
this is of poor quality. Go home and re-think your life
I liked it
Brian Pardue, this is good, and I can relate! Anyone who gave this a bad score needs to have their heads checked.
Hot dogs in my school are rotton. They smell like $h!t. And Fu(
my hot dogs bounce...lol
Thank you, I would've added more about our chicken, but what rhymes with bouncing like rubber?
How do you listen 2 the song
i aint even dared tuch ther food in mi skool. nice parody man but the second line of the chorus is a bit 2 short laterz josh 2
real clever parady - best i've heard and laugh-out loud funny a real parady
wow! Great parody, i wish that i could have thought of that! maybe if you want you could check out my parody on I'm With You or He Bangs. I really enjoyed your parody, it was hilarious! Later
lol yeah thats one true song it describes my school very well too well in fact
Haha, I like this. It's funny.. and I sure can relate.
*bursts into the student-proclaimed school song* THE HOTDOGS BOUNCE AND THE CHICKEN PATTIES FLY HERE AT HORIZON SCHOOL! WE DONT LEARN CRAP ALL WE DO IS PLAY HERE AT HORIZON SCHOOL!
(ABC's) DKTOS - Kind of makes me wish I knew the orig. though. Amazing, 106 votes on this song. Must be a real hum dinger.
The original is just called "Hero," just so you know.
(ABC) Yikes!
(ABC) DKTOS, and I agree with Guy above. Who is this Chad Kroeger fellow? I am so out of touch.
(ABC) DKTOS. Must have been a really good parody to get all those votes!
(ABC) Good one, nice and funny. I can't believe all the votes either!
S Round: Another DKTOS I'll have to try to come back to. :(
I liked the "green hue" line.
Pretty good
(ABC) Not bad, not the best either... making fun of school food being bad is funny, but saying people die from it is really a bit much, and the pacing was off in several spots. So 4'd.
ABCs...some funny lines, for sure...
(ABC) Not bad.
I know it's negative feedback on you, but paul's comment up there was just funny... Oh and good parody too :-).
Pretty funny...love songs about dining hall slop!
very appropriate subject for parody .... everybody has been there! .. and such a superb song to parody ..great!
My school food is lousy. Especially the pizza and hot dogs.
By the way, you great on the parody.
NICE, and...uh.....D, you can't listen to the songs, they're just written...but you can download the original songs off the internet or get a program that lets u do that....I like to use LimeWire.
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