Hunger's so bad, I'll eat anything.
Rumbling's so loud, I can't hear nothing.
Oh, but nothing,
no nothing will stand in my way.

I say that a hero can save me
you better not get in my way.
I'll drive into the parking lot of Subway.
Try to stay out of the way.

Jared told me, "Never go hungry."
How can that be, I don't have much money.
I need something filling.
No grease spilling on my jeans.

And I know that a hero can feed us.
A tuna salad one with cheese.
I'll hold onto the bun of a hero,
with green peppers if you please.

Ahhhhh haaaaaaa!

Now that my hunger has ended,
I will give you this food.
This is the bread of a hero
that's how I know that it's good.

And I say that a hero can save me.
You better not get in the way.
I'll hold onto the bun of a hero,
with green peppers if you please.

And I'm driving up
and chomping down
then I'll drive away.

I'm driving up,
and chomping down
then I'll drive away, yeah!

I'm driving up,
and chomping down
then I'll drive away.

Ohhh whoa.