Song Parodies -> Cheerios
| Original Song Title: | "Hero" |
| Original Performer: | Chad Kroeger |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cheerios" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeremy Otto |
I am so starved, I could eat a horse
Serve appetizers; can't wait for the main course
No unleavened, no unleavened bread for me
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
Someone told me packaged food is easy
But how can that be, that food don't please me
A world full of donuts prepackaged by Hostess
That stuff won't do
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
Now that the hash browns aren't done yet,
A cinnamin bun just might do
It isn't a real wholesome breakfast
But at least it's something to chew
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
And their waffles aren't, waffles aren't, aren't really all that great
Serve appetizers; can't wait for the main course
No unleavened, no unleavened bread for me
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
Someone told me packaged food is easy
But how can that be, that food don't please me
A world full of donuts prepackaged by Hostess
That stuff won't do
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
Now that the hash browns aren't done yet,
A cinnamin bun just might do
It isn't a real wholesome breakfast
But at least it's something to chew
And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak
And their waffles aren't, waffles aren't, aren't really all that great
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