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Song Parodies -> "Cheerios"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger

Parody Song Title:

"Cheerios"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

I am so starved, I could eat a horse
Serve appetizers; can't wait for the main course
No unleavened, no unleavened bread for me

And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak

Someone told me packaged food is easy
But how can that be, that food don't please me
A world full of donuts prepackaged by Hostess
That stuff won't do

And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak

Now that the hash browns aren't done yet,
A cinnamin bun just might do
It isn't a real wholesome breakfast
But at least it's something to chew

And they say that some cheerios can sate us
I'm not gonna sit here and wait
I'll hold out for the waffles or pancakes
Or maybe scrambled eggs and steak

And their waffles aren't, waffles aren't, aren't really all that great




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