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Song Parodies -> "Gary Garbear theme"

Original Song Title:

"SpongeBob SquarePants theme"

Original Performer:

Cartoon Themes

Parody Song Title:

"Gary Garbear theme"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

SpongeBob has a pet snail named Gary, and SpongeBob occasionally calls him "Garbear" (pronounced GAIR'bare like 'care bear'").
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Children: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Children: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple in Bikini City?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Who has a hard shell & meows like a kitty?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Who gobbles up food from his snail dish?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: So avoid his slime if you realllllly wish!
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear!
Captain: Gary...GarBear!

{Gary plays ~9 notes by removing his shell and blowing across the open portion}

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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