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Song Parodies -> "So Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"So Complicated"

Original Performer:

Carolyn Dawn Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"So Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Rachel

The Lyrics

I'm so scared that the way that I feel
Is written all over my face
We went out for lunch today, to visit that great burger place
We ate a lot of burger meat, the way that all friends do
But after five burgers and many fries, my bowels they felt like glue
It's not a nice condition, when my bowels just will not move
It's a bad affliction
That I cannot do a poo

I'm so constipated, I'm so frustrated
Just when I think I'm close, I think there might be a way
I think that I can go, but it decides to stay
Should I strain it
That might cause a hernia
I need an enema
Cuz I'm so feculent
I'm so constipated

Just when I think it's under control
I think that I can grab a grip
Another muscle pulls it back
And out of my reach it does slip
It must be 2 feet end to end
And 50 inches wide
But if I opt to apply some Vas'line
That'll help to make it slide
Oh it's not amusing
Yeah I think that I'll say yes
To Metamucil infusing
Through this hunk of fecal mess

I'm so constipated, I'm so frustrated
Just when I think I'm close, I think there might be a way
I think that I can go, but it decides to stay
Should I strain it
That might cause a hernia
I need an enema
Cuz I'm so feculent
I'm so constipated
I hate it
Cuz I've waited
So long to do a poo

Oh what do I do...

Oh should I strain it
That might cause a hernia
I need an enema
Cuz I'm so feculent
I'm so constipated...

I'm so constipated...

I'm so constipated...





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Rachel B. - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I read this cuz you have my name. lol. This was really funny!!! Huzzah for you!!!
Krissy (i am hannah's friend) - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey that was very bery funny!!! OK c u soon. CAll me when u see htis comment

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