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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Never Liked Them"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish (I Never Met Her)"

Original Performer:

Carl Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Never Liked Them"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Who's the phoniest dynasty in all of professional sports? The Atlanta Braves, that's who. Thirteen division titles, four pennants, but one--just one!--World Championship, in 1995.
It was a special team, I know from the way they won those games
Their stars always shone
Division champs each year and then they threw the strike at me
When I saw them lose four out of five World Series

And I wish I never liked them at all, even though they are my team
And they still win today, but they always choke in October

It hurts so bad for sure, because Atlanta wants to win
But they cannot win big games
Their stars would leave the Braves, so they can win with other teams
Making new stars, but what about them?

And I wish I never liked them at all, even though they are my team
And they still win today, but they always choke in October

Maybe in another year, things can be the way we all want them to be
And maybe we can win more than one World Series

And I wish I never liked them at all, even though they are my team
And they still win today, but they always choke in October

At all, at all, even though they are my team and they still win today
But they always choke in October

I wish, I wish I never liked them at all
My heart wouldn't break if I never liked them...

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