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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Piss"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballroom Blitz"

Original Performer:

Calibretto 13

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Piss"

Parody Written by:

kitkatbarr09

The Lyrics

This is my very first parody so please comment and i wrote it in less than a half an hour so cut me some slack.
well its been hurtin real bad,
drivin' drinkin' pop,
no where to stop.
my bladders feelin' so strange,
and if we dont stop soon,
I'm gonna need to change.

Well I'm sittin in the back gotta go infact,
and my bladders as hot as the sun.
there's tons of gas stations,
in all of these nations,
I can't find any,
not one.

and it feels like lightning,
on my bladder striking,
rest station sure would be soothing,
cause now I'm goona start pooping.

Chorus:
bro way in the back,
asked if I was still intact.
I said hec no I still gotta piss!
my momma said boy,
are you playing me like a toy?
I said hec no I still gotta piss!
I gotta piss! [times5]

well I'm cryin' out for a bathroom,
which is something I really never do.
I hope I get some relief soon,
cause if I dont I'll pee all over you!

well I'm sittin' in the back,
gotta go infact,
and my bladder is as hot as the sun.
Theres tons of gas stations in all of these nations,
and we can't find any,not one!

and it feels like lightning,
on mybladder striking,
rest stop sure would be soothing,
cause soon I'm gonna start pooping.

[ chorus times 5 ]
I hope I'll get some relief soon,
cause if I don't I'll pee all over you!
please don't copy this!- thanx

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wopner - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
make your first also your last. this stinks
Meriadoc - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was okay for a first effort. 4-4-4.
kitkatbarr09 - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
srry....it was that bad? well... I'll keep tryin'. thanx

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