-> "Blood Squirts, Dark Casket"
Original Song Title:
"Short Skirt, Long Jacket" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blood Squirts, Dark Casket"
Don't vant a ghoul who's skin shines like a diamond
Don't vant a ghoul with garlic breath
I vant a ghoul with fangs that jut
Since she's a huge pain in the neck
I vant a ghoul with poor blood circulation
And dumped that guy Drac
There's bats up in her belfry
There's snakes within her lair
Her tomb will become sweltry
She's sucks in the sack
I vant a ghoul who makes blood squirt in her daaaaaaaark... casket...
I vant a ghoul who's teeth stay pearly (Teeth stay pearly!)
I vant a ghoul who gets sun-baked (Gets sun-baked)
I vant a ghoul who collects social security (Social Security!)
She's two-hundred and thirty but looks twenty-eight
She's gotta file her front bicuspids
While her boy toy named Clark likes bingein' rats
She'll dodge bat... guano...
To keep her cape black
She's drinking a Bloody Mary
While in Mary's shack
I vant a ghoul with a juice box full of reeeeeeeed... reeeeeeeeeed... platelets...
Check out that ghoul's albino pigmentation (Skin pigmentation!)
I vant a ghoul who'll toss stakes in the trash (Stakes in the trash!)
At the blood bank she will make them go bankrupt
They'll kick her out when the ooze stains her chin
Won't need a car with her impressive wingspan
You'll be alarmed when she grows brown hair
Can tell that this dame... Is batty, It's proven
She's switching from Type B to Type O since there's less gluten
I vant a ghoul who'll make blood squirt in her daaaaaaaaaaaaark... Casket!
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