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Song Parodies -> "Miss Cleo Lady Marmalade"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

C. Aguilera, Pink, L. Kim, M. Elliot, Mya

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Cleo Lady Marmalade"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Hey sista, go sista, Cleo, Tarot sista
Hey sista, go sista, Cleo, Tarot sista

We met Miss Cleo down in old New Orleans
reading tarot on the street
She said, "Hello, hey yo, gonna read your tarot?" Oh! uh huh

Giuchie, Giuchie, guy uh...ah hah (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya i see (here)
Go to (oh yea)
Cloe lady fat ol' maid

What What, What what

Ooh oh

Miss Cleo she knows and she sees all, so call
If you have got no life at all, then call

Yea yea yea yea

He watched the tv, that commercial popped up
She told him to call her hotline
All her fake calls, staged scenes

Giuchie, Giuchie, hire some callers
Giuchie, Giuchie, make em call here
Gonna make up some fake blah blah
Cleo lady fat old maid.

Miss Cleo doesn't know much at all, so call
If you dont mind big lies at all, then call

yea yea uh
The calls charged up money and credit card tags
His paycheck at stake, had to pay his bills late
Making people pay is what she adores
She's sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's life and I'm sorry
Imma keep dealin these cards out like Atari
divination, see, and false prophecy,
thats how im gettin my cash money
hey callers, yo collers, make me some dough callers!
kings of swords, knight of pentacles
run my commercial for whoever it fools
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, blah blah
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Cleo Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

Marmalade... Lady Fat ol'maid... gotitmade...

Hey Hey Hey!
Giving advice with no way to proof
run infomercials all night
Got no way to show her cards had lied

Her cost per second is $9.5

Say hes cheating on his wife

Her advice isnt true and its quality's cheap

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya uh huh (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya I see (ooh)
Call now for you non-free readin (yea)
Cleo lady Marmalade

Who is laughed at more than Rupaul, uh huh?
Wears some stranger clothes than moi (all my sistas yea)?
Who makes up meanings for the cards, uh huh?
Who has no real knowledge at all, thats moi.

Miss Cleo...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Fink... (Lady Fat old maid)
Non Slim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Liar...(Oh Oh oooo)
defiler baby...(baby)
miss big bouche... (0h)
Misleader here...

Cleo Lady Fat old maid Yes-ah......

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