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Song Parodies -> "Drivin' that Escalade"

Original Song Title:

"Pass the Courvoisier, Part 2"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"Drivin' that Escalade"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Since Cadillacs are some of the hottest cars in hip-hop, I decided to rap about their Escalade. Here it is...
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna (JUMP JUMP)
Don't this truck make my people wanna...

Act a fool, you better watch out (uh-huh), hot sh*t be bringin' the cops out (c'mon), street n*ggaz is spinnin' them wheels, y'all
Short circuit and blacken the blocks out, now open up the garage and take that ride out, rockin' the do-rag bringin' the big Caddy out
Headlights blazin' the block, runnin' the Beemers out (uh), waitin' till all my crew rolls out (c'mon)
Get your ass up in my ride
Huh, throw your hands up in the air tonight (Ho!!!)
Baby, wiggle them toes out, huh, and peep the way we be blowin' them 'fro's out
C'mon, look how we got em ready to act out, girl I'm ready to hit it twistin them streets out (Let's go!)
Smoke Phillies till a n*gga goes fallin' out
Flat on his back, now watch a n*gga crawlin' out, here we come

I said Freddie (Whassup, son?) Them wheels spinnin'
And it looks like (c'mon) their asses just rimmin' (and their ass gettin' big y'all)
But if your man workin' late (uh-huh), then what you gonna say? (What we gonna tell him, man?)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Waaahhhhhh....hoooooooooooo oh!

Girl you need to shake it off
Too much shine on your stilettos
Then brush it off
C'mon, just smack your ass and break it off
And if it's too hot for y'all
You need to take it off (that's right)
In case you don't know n*ggaz we're on a roll now
Man, like we stumbled on a pot of gold now---c'mon! Food spillin' all out (yeah) of the takeout bag now---huh! Money thick, and it's harder to fold now---c'mon!
Ladies tell me if you feelin'...(All right)
And are you sure that we can do it...(All night)
I like this
Listen, before your ass roll, n*gga, we wreck sh*t and we ain't gettin' cold now (c'mon)
N*ggaz all around and the cops rapidly chase us from the block
And the party ain't even ended yet--c'mon! Nuff partyin' at my house, now we movin' it to the truck till the night winds down, let's do it

I said Freddie (Whassup, son?) Them wheels spinnin'
And it looks like (c'mon) their asses just rimmin' (and their ass gettin' big y'all)
But if your man workin' late (uh-huh), then what you gonna say?
(What we gonna tell him, man?)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Waaahhhhhh...hoooooooooooo oh!

(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna...

Go 100 my n*gga, freeway rules
Bust it, let's lose the cops and act like a damn fool
F*ck it, act stupid and take the damn carpool--huh!
Bone, b*tches and me and their man's cool
C'mon, sh*t I'm saying, we own the freeway, n*gga
Next to my Caddy, your ride is so lame--c'mon
Fly n*ggaz we full of finesse y'all, yeah!
Me and my n*ggaz is fittin' to bless y'all--c'mon
Don't talk about it, be about it (SHUT UP!)
Live n*ggaz, come and be around it (WHAT UP?! COME ON!)
Rep to the fullest now--huh! These n*ggaz don't know how we gonna put it down--c'mon! Outrun them cops
We play it down
Steamrollin' them n*ggaz
And lay it down
N*ggaz frotin' with their thug image
But we'll pay them no mind
Now drive the motherf*cker till it's finished all night, y'all

I said Freddie (Whassup, son?) Them wheels spinnin'
And it looks like (c'mon) their asses just rimmin' (and their ass gettin' big, y'all)
But if your man working late (uh-huh), then what you gonna say?
(What we gonna tell him, man?)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Waaahhhhhh...hoooooooooooo oh!

(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna
(JUMP JUMP) Don't this truck make my people wanna...

I said Freddie (Whassup, son?) Them wheels spinnin'
And it looks like (c'mon) their asses just rimmin' (and their ass gettin' big, y'all)
But if your man working late (uh-huh), then what you gonna say?
(What we gonna tell him, man?)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
We gonna tell that n*gga (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Everybody sing it now (We're drivin' that Escalade)
Waaahhhhhh...hoooooooooooo oh!

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M-Dawg - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
that's practically the real song! and what did it have to do with escalades besides the chorus!
Me myself and I - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Is there a way to actually listen to it?

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