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Song Parodies -> "Vag of Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Hand of Blood"

Original Performer:

Bullet For My Valentine

Parody Song Title:

"Vag of Blood"

Parody Written by:

Screams of Surprise

The Lyrics

Decided to post it, since I got my period right now. Anyways, enjoy. :P
There goes my underwear
Again soaked in red after I bled
And now it's gone!!!

Oh my god it has come back again
Every month it is killing me
I can't help that I am a woman
It's the moon that makes me feel dead

Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel my uterus breaking
Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel my armpits burning

I saw you look
I saw you look away
Is my anger too much to take
Or are you scared of being yelled at?

I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?

There's a stain on my pants and it's red!!!
Oh my god I am losing them
I can't help that I am a woman
And there's blood on my tush

Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel
My woman parts leaking
Vag of blood
But at least I'm not
Bearing a baby

I saw you look away
Is my B.O. too much to take
Or are you scared of smelling funny?

I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?

(solo)

Aaaah!!!!

I saw you look away
Are my cravings too much to take
Or are you scared of eating Funyuns?

I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?

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